Skeet Skeet

It's not even Florida..

Happens to me all the time

He saw the movie night watch

I'm a pretty liberal thinker when it comes to fetishes. I don't really have any, but I don't fault people who have all sorts of weird shit that they like to do to get their kicks.

****ing a corpse, however, I just can't even comprehend.

xztop123 found a new occupation.

Anyone else remember the old Sam Kinnison bit on the guy ****ing corpses in the morgue after a story like this came out?

One in the pink, two in the wrotting ****ing corpse.

I ran around with a guy that was a return Mormon missionary back around 1990. He helped carry bodies into the building below his apartment and helped clean the place in exchange for rent. One night, there were sirens and police dragging one of the morticians out of the building below. The mortician had been filling pop bottles with hot water, inserting them in vaginas of dead bodies, removing the bottle and then taking the skin boat to tuna town. My buddy was given one day to move out of his lovely Detroit apartment and find a new place to live.

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Those women really kept their decomposure.

Preserved body smells like sex.
/this mother ****ers wife

Can he catch a disease still?

If not I guess that would be safe sex. Just sayin

Is that rigor mortis setting in or are you just happy to see me?