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Am I friend zoned? (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=285222)

I'm starting to think that you're not really Eric Fisher.

No, you're not Frazod.

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Originally Posted by dingleberry (Post 10764424)

Just start being a complete dick to her. It always works, plus if not do you really want a female as a friend?

I have as much interest friending a female as a 15 year old black kid would friending Jeff Dahmer.

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Originally Posted by Eric Fisher (Post 10764433)

Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop chasing MSSU girls and focus on campus girls. Heck, I just saw a girl riding her bike past Hammons that was a definite 8/10, and we made eye contact. You've gotta start somewhere.

Yup. I kick myself because 6s at Mo State are 9s at Drury.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10764434)

I'm starting to think that your not really Eric Fisher.

FYP and I think their is a chance your right.

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Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 10764443)

FYP and I think their is a chance your right.

You would get nexted on Tinder so fast it's not even funny.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10764434)

I'm starting to think that you're not really Eric Fisher.

I'm starting to think that he is...

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Originally Posted by Eric Fisher (Post 10764394)

So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all).

Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog".

So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell).

And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice.

God bless,

Eric # 72.

She has an ass you can roll quarters on, but you're not sure if she weighs 380 or not?

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10764453)

I'm starting to think that he is...

http://www.bostonglobe.com/rf/image_...CAMPAIGN.r.jpg
Thanks for the compliment friend.

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10764456)

She has an ass you can roll quarters on, but you're not sure if she weighs 380 or not?

Sending pictures on an iPhone is never a guarantee.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10764434)

I'm starting to think that you're not really Eric Fisher.

LMAO

"So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me?"

How bout hanging out with her and making a move?

Send her a dick pic and you'll know in about 15 seconds if you're in the friend zone or not.

Surprised this one hasn't been used already..

PIIHB.

Dude it's Tinder, the app made for finding random hookups. If you haven't offered to meet somewhere already, you're probably already too late and she's already blown 3 guys, at a minimum, since you started talking.

This thread has been a day ruiner.