Anyone who says CP doesn't have high brow discussions, needs to read this thread post-haste.

Food threads > this.

FYP

(cringe)

Do you have advanced notice so you can alter your diet to produce optimum poo?

Or are you going on no notice, when you may or may not have have fried chicken and a 12 pack the night before?

That's a very critical issue.

If yes, then I wouldn't do it, but I would seriously ponder it.

If no, then I wouldn't even consider it. I'd just go have sex with Angelina Jolie.

Only if she showers before the big bang.

I told her no the first time and my answer still hasn't changed.

Who hasn't?

That didn't take long.

That's what you say NOW. But in the heat of the moment when she's lying in bed naked, horny and begging you to bang her, your tune might change.

Only if she eats a banana while I do it...

Can I watch the movie Twister while I do it?

pretty sure i'm not going take a dump on anyone

Remember that episode of Friends where they were arguing over who got the apartment, and Joey and Chandler said the girls could have it if Monica defecated on Rachel's chest? That was a funny episode.

How you pooin'

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