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Rasputin 03-18-2014 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10500908)
Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

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BullJunkandIron 03-18-2014 10:36 PM

Not to be confused with a shumpkin. Taking a shit while giving a blowjob.

J Diddy 03-18-2014 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armadillo Skin (Post 10501397)
Not to be confused with a shumpkin. Taking a **** while giving a blowjob.

Dude you're totally making that up.

Aren't you?

blaise 03-19-2014 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dick Bull (Post 10500915)
Any woman who would go there is not one that I would let spend the night. I suppose a prostitute might do it for the right price.

I agree with this. I think I'd be disgusted by a woman willing to do it.

Predarat 03-19-2014 07:19 AM

Go down to Woodbury or MacMinville Tennessee and you will see plenty of them. Crackhead and methead trailor trash red neck women will do anything for drug money.

milkman 03-19-2014 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 10501552)
I agree with this. I think I'd be disgusted by a woman willing to do it.

If you let a woman blow you while you take a shit, you have your own disgusting problem.

RustShack 03-19-2014 07:50 AM

One of my friends has always claimed he got one before.

Lzen 03-19-2014 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10500947)
Sperm mixed with shit. Has to be how you were conceived.

ROFL

Lzen 03-19-2014 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCD (Post 10501049)
I bet you wished you hadn't asked. :)

I wish he hadn't asked. I wish i hadn't opened this thread. I had no idea what a blumpkin was and that would have been okay if i never knew. Wtf is wrong with people?

Jimmya 03-19-2014 08:55 AM

It's amazing how much new information I learn on this site. It's like going to college.

J Diddy 03-19-2014 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10501576)
If you let a woman blow you while you take a shit, you have your own disgusting problem.

While I think this is true there must be some logical reasoning behind it. Perhaps, one has a very busy schedule and the only time they can fit a gobbler in is when they're dropping a deuce?

Deberg_1990 03-19-2014 03:26 PM

Any Country Blumpkins arround here?

BlackHelicopters 03-19-2014 03:31 PM

Show of hands? Who hasn't recieved one?

Dayze 03-19-2014 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10501576)
If you let a woman blow you while you take a shit, you have your own disgusting problem.

LMAO

exactly

TLO 07-04-2014 09:05 PM

I'm going to need to hear from some of you folks that enjoy licking the b hole. Is this an acceptable practice?


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