I'm glad I only have sex with them instead of eat them! Whew! Crisis averted!

Man, that would hurt. A lot. A really lot.

Two words.....

Asbestos condoms

o:-)

I don't think i've ever had a hot pocket.

Wait.

What does this thread have to do with a homosexual celebrity coming out of the closet?

Hot pocket is the nickname of Verne Troyer in the gay community.

http://content8.flixster.com/rtactor.../40754_pro.jpg

Hot pockets are also a deal breaker.

What about an Alabama Hot Pocket?

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/e...ck/AHPlogo.jpg

This should read hot pockets are unfit for human consumption, oh and the meat is contaminated as well.

I think that would put this in a state of accuracy as far as thread titles go.

I feel your pain, but it was good after bar food when I was in the Army and didn’t have more in my room than a fridge and microwave. Now that I own a house with an actual kitchen I can scrounge up better vittles.

Nasty, don't eat them.

Totino's Pizza Rolls > Hot Pockets x 10000000000000

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/04...93_500X500.jpg

Given the misleading headline I'd assumed this was about hot pockets themselves, and not just a part of a much wider meat recall.

So what?

Hot pockets has always been unfit for human consumption. Never had one, never will.