Only 2 eggs? You gotta eat at least 3.

That would be awesome. But no.

Actually, I am. Amongst many other things.

I have a pretty small appetite. I struggled to get all of this down.

Pfft. It's Saturday. And noon some where in the world.

No it's not.

My gallbladder would kill me but there was a time I would agree.

Well if a person needs or wants a drink this early....things cannot be very good for that person.

You damned Jew b@st@rd you could have afforded the bill when that guy overcharged us but you didn't!

Naw, you let Rausch feel all bad for wanting to punch on a very effeminate waiter when he ****ed up our tab.

The 1940's propaganda posters were right!







(Ok, I was going to post a pic here but...damn...1940's anti-Jew $3it was brutal...I think I'll pass and just point out your penis is very undersized for a man of your height...)

Chile verde omelette, with fried taters and biscuits and gravy.

Never.

You never been to a champagne brunch and had a mimosa?

For some of us 8 AM is 5 PM...