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R8RFAN 02-03-2013 10:49 AM

I love Jesus but I don't think God plays favorites

1ChiefsDan 02-03-2013 10:50 AM

Wait, what Americans did they ask? I wasn't asked. Pole fail!

Bowser 02-03-2013 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9374226)

Looks like a guy that got fired from his job for failing a piss test.

Ebolapox 02-03-2013 11:18 AM

"what are you, ****ing stupid?"

-George Carlin

digger 02-03-2013 11:25 AM

Off to DC.

gblowfish 02-03-2013 11:45 AM

"Jesus is my Coach" statues are on sale!
http://www.sportsblessings.com/catal...tue-p-151.html

'Hamas' Jenkins 02-03-2013 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9374166)
How come you never hear a guy say "We would have won, but Jesus made me fumble!" ???

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For the same reason why it's never "God's will" whenever someone shoots up a workplace or 10,000 kids starve to death daily.

All of the credit for the good, none of the blame for the bad.

'Hamas' Jenkins 02-03-2013 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 9374196)
33.33(repeating of course)%

I'm going to cast Intimidating Shout...

stevenidol 02-03-2013 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Am The Walrus (Post 9374232)
Pole fail!

http://gifs.gifbin.com/062010/127550...uy-vs-pole.gif

Deberg_1990 02-03-2013 12:05 PM

"I want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ........for helping me lose the Grammy tonight to Jay-Z".....

mdchiefsfan 02-03-2013 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9374226)

I blame the Tebowites

GloryDayz 02-03-2013 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9374285)
Looks like a guy that got fired from his job for failing a piss test.

There are no piss tests in heaven....

Pasta Little Brioni 02-03-2013 12:28 PM

God really must really disapprove of buying Papa John's franchises.

GloryDayz 02-03-2013 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9374384)
For the same reason why it's never "God's will" whenever someone shoots up a workplace or 10,000 kids starve to death daily.

All of the credit for the good, none of the blame for the bad.

Well there are some coward ****wads in Topeka who seem to seem to every bad thing that happens is indeed God's will. I can't wait for God to **** each of them in the ass with a pine tree!

Prison Bitch 02-03-2013 12:29 PM

A large chunk of Americans think Obama is their messiah, same deal


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