Local law enforcement officials say she really blew it this time.
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but won't she be queen of the cell block
what you in for murder forgery beating the **** out of a guy who couldn't lick a pussy right maybe she will find some one in jail |
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While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.” This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.” http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/r...amsmugshot.jpg http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report |
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Pioli munches on that for an hour...he can come back.
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FloriDUH's Sexapalooza 2012: Tales of sex gone bad By Barbara Hijek FloriDUH 1:39 p.m. EST, December 26, 2012 Floridians have been called every name. Crazy. Crackers. Loco. Too stupid to vote correctly. Blue hairs. Rednecks. Carpetbaggers. Half-baked. In the sun too long. They say we live in a Banana Republic. Call us anything you'd like. However, never ever call us sexually unadventurous. Even our Governor. Governor Rick Scott gave out the state’s information hot line for a deadly meningitis outbreak last October. It turned out to be a hot hot hotline: Scott was one digit off, providing the state's citizen's an opportunity to hear the low purr of a woman’s voice offering to talk dirty. We often go where no man -- or woman -- goes, sexually speaking. Don't believe this? Well, just consider FloriDUH 's Sexapalooza 2012 top picks of sex gone south. Driving Florida's highways are never boring, despite the flat landscape and endless billboards. But, if your traveling with kids in the car, better take along a pair of blinders.
Some like it hot; but Floridians like it freaky. A day at the beach sure isn't like it used to be.
Some Floridians don't need a date, they prefer going solo when in public:
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