and she brayed that she was over 16 years old......

"He is accused of sexual activities involving animals, a first-degree misdemeanor, after he allegedly was found in a compromising position in August with a female miniature donkey named Doodle."

That is the best sentence I've ever read.

sounds like he took Doodle for a roll in the hay

Dude turned down that plea deal? He must be a committed donkey f***er..

Studies show that he was born this way. He has rights.

I think it's all safe to say, we've all been there at some point.
Especially GoChiefs.

Also, this case has the potential to become the Lawrence v. Texas of donkey f***ing.

he was doodlin doodle

Reminds me of a story a work buddy told me, he sold a truck to a local grain seed salesman and the seed mans story went like this...

He went out to pay an unannounced visit to a regular bachelor client, like he often did with all his people, so he gets there, goes up to the door and no one answered, he yelled around a little bit and no one answered, so he heads for the main barn a ways off, he gets to the door which was cracked just a bit and peered in to see farmer john standing on a five gallon bucket with his overalls hanging off, putting it too old Bessie the cow

Said he turned around without a word, left and never returned, wouldnt return the guys calls either.

LMAO jesus.

If lovin' a donkey is wrong, I don't want to be right.

That is the part that makes it totally laughable.

I have a hard time understanding that. Maybe I'm not open-minded enough.

That's actually a good thing...

Knowmo celebrating Denver's season?