I've travelled a lot, but hadn't ever flown Southwest until about a month ago. I was kind of amazed at the organization.

Other airlines: Assigned seats, so there's ABSOLUTELY NO REASON to get on the plane early, yet everyone crowds the gate when they announce the preboarding for people with kids. I've literally had to push through people who have a boarding number of like 4 or 5 so I could board with the other 2s. And WTF would you want to sit down early? So your carry-on gets a premiere spot in the overhead bin? If I'm sitting around for 2-3 or 10 hours, I have no desire to add 20 minutes to it.

Southwest: It does matter when you board, so they line you up in order and there's no crowding and no hassle. If you don't get there in time, there's no fighting through a crowd... just get in line. Love it.

Co workers who buy things for the crews except me even if i would offered to pay for my own.

People who complain about how evil corporate America is while taking full advantage of all the comforts that corporate America provides them /bump

A person chewing gum and producing deep-throating like noises. I can't stand it.
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People who act surprised that they have to pay at the checkout line. How can you not have your debit card or check ready?

People that recline their seats on airplanes.

People who can't drive the speed limit. People who block my view of the TV. Whatever else I decide that pisses me at that time. Beware when my arthritis kicks in I am super moody.

The coffee gulp. Something about the sound of someone swallowing coffee enrages me.

The "exact change" people crack me up as well.

"Well, I think I have the extra 7 cents someplace" while the mega line is forming behind them.

I was behind some gal about a month ago that searched all her pants pockets, her jacket and her purse, before dumping the entire contents of her purse on the counter, to try to roust up that 7 cents. She never did find it and ended up stepping up with the extra dime.

And people that text each other 20 times over the course of an hour, when a 40 sec phone call would have cleared everything up.

People who chew ice.

People who don't understand the difference between 'reply' and 'reply all'.

Strangers who try to strike up a conversation in the mens room.

Anyone at any store who gets in front of me at the checkout, then gets in an argument with the cashier about the price of an item.

Idiots who walk their dogs without a leash because 'he would never hurt anybody'. Especially hate when they charge at me.

Exactly.

Kids.

Lottery ticket buyers at the convenience store. Have a gaddam idea what you want before you get to the counter you stupid ****! The line was moving just great until your stupid ass got to the front and now it's gone from 3 people to 12 while you pick 2 from the 14 games you're going to lose your welfare money on anyway. Son-of-a-bitch I have to get back to work you ****ing ignoramous! Just buy some more chewing tobacco and die from mouth cancer so you won't **** the whole line over anymore!

Btw did you know that the chances of actually winning are the same as the chances of getting mauled by a polar bear and a regular bear in the same day? Get mauled ****sticks!

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