I think you were bored with CP for the last 2 days like I was and you like to make polls.

I sometimes worry that the box of Cheerios that I just brought home from the market has been tampered with so that when I attempt to gain access to the Cheerios by pulling apart that wax-paper bag thing that they seal at the top (that is almost un-freaking-possible to open because they have either sealed it too tightly or you can't get a grip on the bag parts or they mistakenly used some kind of flexible aluminum/titanium alloy instead of wax-paper to make the bag thing) that it will activate a bomb and the Cheerios and the kitchen and me and my bowl and spoon and everything else I hold dear will be blown to all hell and gone.

I worry about that some. But I don't really think that's irrational.

FAX

Oooh - that actually happened to a friend of mine once but I think he did it on purpose because he was terminal due to a bad case of cancer he caught from putting his tattoo in the microwave. You are not supposed to microwave your tatts. Everybody knows that.

I have an irrational fear of the tarantella...

http://www.folkdance.tk/images/taran...folk-dance.jpg

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I don't worry so much about the bowls on the shelf.

Spiders don't bother me. I consider them beneficial to keeping out even worse insects. Mice can't stand them though. On the few occasions one has gotten into the house I always jump for joy, laugh like schoolgirl and smash them flatter than a pancake after I have caught it. Which brings me to, I don't know how people can eat tree rats(squirrels). Who the hell wants to willingly eat a rodent? Gross.

I sometimes question the sophistication of your thought processes, Mr. RubberSponge. You are far too literal which, no doubt, explains your choice of name.

You see, Mr. Rain Man is posting metaphorically. The "reaching for a top shelf" represents Mr. Rain Man's desire to seek and obtain a higher level of personal, spiritual understanding. The bowl stands for his subconscious mind while the spider is his un-evolved, base, primitive, prehistoric self contained in the medulla oblongata. The "tarantula" falling on his upturned face symbolizes Mr. Rain Man's inability to contain his most primal instincts such as farting and spitting in public and his innate inability to trust his own judgment as demonstrated by his constant need to take polls in order to discover, then base his decisions upon, the thoughts and opinions of others.

I mean, it's pretty obvious.

FAX

A subdivision near my house supposedly has a problem with tarantulas. They like going onto the tennis court there for some reason, so when people go out to play tennis they see tarantulas sitting there on the court.

Too cold here. If they got past that my dogs would eat them.

My wife got bit by one of those little bastards last weekend. Not good.

What the ****??

man that video creeped me out. Can't stand spiders. Just a phobia of mine. Things are just creepy looking.

Seriously where the F is that bathroom with spiders like that?

yeah, I would have ran like a woman out of there.
I went camping last summer and after we packed up our tent and stuff I saw a tarantula on the ground. Made me not want to go there again.

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