ChiefsPlanet
Page 2 of 5 1 2 345
Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page

ChiefsPlanet (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php)
-   Nzoner's Game Room (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1)
-   -   Poop Colonoscopy (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=301608)

loochy 08-19-2016 08:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 12375807)
Loochy does not lie. Also, Loochy is my favorite poster. No homo.
https://media.giphy.com/media/oDQ0fX31tfv8s/giphy.gif

Dartgod 08-19-2016 09:02 AM
Obligatory...

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/QI1go72c5H8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

mikeyis4dcats. 08-19-2016 09:04 AM
i can't imagine any doctor would want you doing an elective procedure with sedation with an undiagnosed elevated heart rate issue

BlackHelicopters 08-19-2016 09:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Munson (Post 12375809)
RIP theelusiveeightrop's bunghole.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
I am losing my water tight seal.

BlackHelicopters 08-19-2016 09:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 12375833)
i can't imagine any doctor would want you doing an elective procedure with sedation with an undiagnosed elevated heart rate issue
Could be true. During pre op the nurses may put the kibosh on the procedure.

threebag 08-19-2016 09:12 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZHUsBx5ulPA2Y/giphy.gif

loochy 08-19-2016 09:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 12375841)
I am losing my water tight seal.
A cork with some super glue gel should seal you right up.

BlackHelicopters 08-19-2016 09:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12375853)
A cork with some super glue gel should seal you right up.
You always know what to say. XOXO

Perineum Ripper 08-19-2016 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12375853)
A cork with some super glue gel should seal you right up.
You can hire about anyone off of Craigslist to do that for you..some may even let him sprinkle so of that on their chest

scho63 08-19-2016 09:56 AM
Don't feel bad, I have to go in for a Cystoscopy on the 30th. Having a tiny camera shoved up my pee hole is not an appealing thing to have to look forward to! :eek:

BlackHelicopters 08-19-2016 10:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 12375925)
Don't feel bad, I have to go in for a Cystoscopy on the 30th. Having a tiny camera shoved up my pee hole is not an appealing thing to have to look forward to! :eek:
Post the video online.

Rausch 08-19-2016 11:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 12375925)
Don't feel bad, I have to go in for a Cystoscopy on the 30th. Having a tiny camera shoved up my pee hole is not an appealing thing to have to look forward to! :eek:
It will only burn while you pee for 2 or 3 weeks...

Lonewolf Ed 08-19-2016 11:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 12375734)
Just picked up prep liquid for colonoscopy. Procedure is Monday. So excited I can hardly wait.
My roids weep for you. The worst is the prep. Once you get started, please try to keep within 30 feet of the can or you will have some serious clean up to do!

BlackHelicopters 08-19-2016 11:56 AM
I know this is not comparable to what you are experiencing Ed. My prayer for you continue.

2112 08-19-2016 12:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 12375757)
Had mine in June. The prep drink taste-wise wasn't horrible, but you have to drink so much over so many hours that it got really old fast. I could barely finish the last two glasses.

I stopped "shitting" (basically squirting clear liquid out of a hose) by midnight or so. And the procedure itself was nothing. Ate like a mofo afterward.
That's the old prep juice. I did the new one in June. Two 8ounce bottles that I had to drink 12 hours apart with lots of water. I liked the old way better. This new stuff cleaned me out so good that I had to eat yogurt and kefir for like a week to get some good bacteria back in my gut so I could shit right again.

Procedure is easy


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:00 AM.
Page 2 of 5 1 2 345
Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.