Do you have any nude pictures and a phone number? I like freaky chicks.
Most of my psycho ex stories are actually detailed somewhere in the archives of this board. My psycho ex can beat up anybody's psycho ex. I'd wager anything on that. |
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So what did you do with the body? |
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"If you walk into a room and poeple scream, ahh! It's the Ebola virus! Then you could be identified as the Ebola virus" "If you find yourself getting mad because aids gets more publicity than you, you just might be the Ebola virus." |
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You'd have to do some kind of stew or soup recipe, though, because if you just cooked her whole like a turkey, it'd probably arouse suspicion. |
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Shortly after High School I broke up with Krystal to be with my high school sweetheart again. Krystal wasn't very happy about the whole thing so she proceeds to carve Tina's name into her arm with a knife. So, if you see a girl named Krystal walking around with a "Tina" scar on her arm you can ask her if she still takes it in the butt. |
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It just occurred to me in reading this thread. Is it possible that we're all the crazy ex's in our past relationships?
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She wasn't really an "ex" per-se, but a girl I used to know once posted about me on her blog. I didn't know she cared. This was like 2 years after the fact, too.
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Man I always thought I had a decent stalker story, but NewChief has me dominated. Oh well, here's the story anyway:
This chick that was friends with one of my buddies' little sisters developed a little bit of a crush on me when we were in HS. (She's like 3 yrs younger than me). Anyway, it started with her going with my buddy's family to our HS basketball games to watch us play. Then it escalated into her coming by herself. Of course I got the mandatory 10-15 call-and-hang-up-when-I-answer's a week. That in itself is a pretty lame story and I'm sure it happens all the time. But one night she dragged a friend of hers out to my parents house and started taking pictures of our house, my car, her doing weird shit (like cartwheels) in our yard... etc. I guess my mom watched her for a bit to try to figure out wtf was going on and then, this is the best part, ran her off and CHASED HER DOWN. I can't remember where she caught her at, but she put the fear of God into her about what would happen if she ever showed up again. I didn't hear a whole lot out of her after that. ROFL |
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Let me guess. She was eating a hot dog at QuikTrip, and she looked over and saw you? |
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