Kid shoulda took the tug boat to tuna town

he may have to get new friends...if he had any to begin with.

because the ones he has now are going to make fun of his ass til the day he dies.

sure you do

Plus his boyfriend will probably dump him

Why not me?

<img src="http://www.wbaltv.com/image/view/-/29557322/highRes/1/-/maxh/480/maxw/640/-/t9m5tj/-/Molly-Shattuck-booking-photo.jpg">

Peyronnies

She though he'd come around.

Is she a teacher or something?

Girls always want the ones they can't have for some reason...

Hey, let's buy her book "Vibrant Living!"
http://www.amazon.com/Vibrant-Living.../dp/0976444364

This story about her in the Baltimore newspaper is especially hilarious:
http://www.baltimoremagazine.net/201...molly-shattuck

Love this quote:

"The reason I created 'Vibrant Living' is because, for years, people would say, 'What is it you do?'" says the 5-foot, 4-inch, 110-pound Molly, who's now curled up on a pink and white chair in her cheery sunroom, a blue Molly Shattuck-brand, BPA-free water bottle at her side.

"What's the secret? I tell people you have to be well hydrated—I don't drink coffee, tea, or soda," she says. "You have to move your body every day and eat right, but deprivation is not realistic. You have to have a balance of vegetables, proteins, and carbohydrates."

Though she loves being active, Shattuck is a homebody at heart. "I love to be home," she says. "I love to cook, I love to bake, I love to do crafts, and I'd much rather have a dinner party at home than go to a restaurant."

Yeah, she forgot to mention dog walking....

She certainly has kept up on her proteins...

She's clearly the victim here. I should probably instabook her or whatever it's called and comfort her.

you aren't young enough dude

Very true!