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Brando 08-31-2013 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 9930611)
The last one looked amazingly close to this:

http://www.veyya.com/wp-content/uploads/lucy-liu07.jpg

It still was just sex. Meh.
I was going to make a joke about a Filipino he/she but I don't know you well enough.
However, if it was please pm Phil her/his phone number immediately.

DaneMcCloud 08-31-2013 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9930632)
I was going to make a joke about a Filipino he/she but I don't know you well enough.
However, if it was please pm Phil her/his phone number immediately.
That's Lucy Lui.

She dated one of my best friend's for years.

Phobia 08-31-2013 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9930636)
That's Lucy Lui.

She dated one of my best friend's for years.
She lived on my block for 6 months a while back.

DaneMcCloud 08-31-2013 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9930549)
I don't trust you. You don't like sex.
Mormon's in Utah don't so sex.

It's all oral there.

Brando 08-31-2013 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9930636)
That's Lucy Lui.

She dated one of my best friend's for years.
Oh I'm not bagging on Lucy. Just pointing out Phobia's love of the transgendered.

DaneMcCloud 08-31-2013 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9930641)
She lived on my block for 6 months a while back.
So that's where she went!

Brando 09-01-2013 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9930649)
So that's where she went!
She was the bra and panty model for the Greenwood Dispatch.

Phobia 09-01-2013 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9930643)
Oh I'm not bagging on Lucy. Just pointing out Phobia's love of the transgendered.
I don't like transgendered any longer. I'm into post-surgical gals now.

Brando 09-01-2013 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9930655)
I don't like transgendered any longer. I'm into post-surgical gals now.
Well that should partially lessen the shame on your family. I'm proud of you!

Phobia 09-01-2013 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9930659)
Well that should partially lessen the shame on your family. I'm proud of you!
I'm growing in ways you can't. How are those lift inserts working for you, Weeman?

Brando 09-01-2013 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9930673)
I'm growing in ways you can't. How are those lift inserts working for you, Weeman?
Just remember on my tippy toes I'm tall enough to punch you or your "gf" in the nads.

Strongside 09-01-2013 12:15 AM
This is hilarious. I got 9 right but I've read Mein Kampf.

Phobia 09-01-2013 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9930675)
Just remember on my tippy toes I'm tall enough to punch you or your "gf" in the nads.
Only in your KISS boots. Did your doctor prescribe a disabled placard for your condition yet?

Brando 09-01-2013 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9930689)
Only in your KISS boots. Did your doctor prescribe a disabled placard for your condition yet?
No, but he sent me home with a shit ton of phone books.
You're just upset because you've never seen me wrestle.

Phobia 09-01-2013 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9930692)
No, but he sent me home with a shit ton of phone books.
You're just upset because you've never seen me wrestle.
I presume wrestling is the only way you have sex. I feel badly for your old lady and her gigantic breasts.


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