I used to discard the vaginas after I was done with them, but I always kept the same penis.

I don't know. This little redhead bitch is kinda hot...

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6...7195504524.jpg

She's got "come **** me" antennae.

She's wearing her "**** me" shell.

Hell yeah. I can feel it. I got rain forest fever.

Meh. Bet it has a penis.

It might have a vagina too. You never know. If you **** a hermaphroditic animal after it loses its penis, are you just into bestiality or are you still technically into gay bestiality? Is that a lower circle of Hell or is it on the same rung?

We've all been with a woman at some point where the thought of a detachable penis afterward didn't seem so bad.

Some doode named Bobbit tried that act!

Why would they need to ready again in 24 hours, are these slugs NOT married? Immoral!

Look at that shell. This slug is practically begging to get raped.

"With a full day for regeneration, though, their mating behavior was entirely regular. One particularly vigorous specimen was even able to grow its penis back twice in a row, mating 3 times consecutively with 24 hours between each instance."

Whore.

Overheard in the sea slug world:

"WHAAAT?!? I LOST MY DICK!? BUT I USED A CONDOM!!"

"Sorry, honey, but I'm losing my virginity with that special someone who happens to be me whenever I'm through with that damn headache that's lasted forever."

"WHAAAT?!? I LOST MY DICK AFTER A SELF-B.J.?! TECHNICALLY, THAT'S JUST FOREPLAY!"

"Go **** yourself!"