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gblowfish 06-14-2013 08:48 AM

Ask them for a "Kancho."

BTW: this guy thinks with his dick more than any other bozo on the CP....

FlaChief58 06-14-2013 08:52 AM

Bring a sh*tload of money !

Nickel D 06-14-2013 08:56 AM

Always ask for "flied lice" and don't be surprised when they put it in your hair.

Tell Japanese women your nickname is "Pokémon", and then be sure to offer them a complete demonstration of how you got that nickname.

AphexPhin 06-14-2013 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 9751589)
There are bars in Tokyo where Japanese women go to meet American men. That would probably be a good place for you to hang out. I don't remember any of them, but if you Google you should be able to find them. Otherwise Roppongi is a fun area to hang out. But don't expect to find girls falling all over you around every corner like Southeast Asia.

Depending on how many other foreigners are around, there will be a lot of people, men and women, who will want talk to practice their English. So you have an easy conversation starter at least.

They used to have vending machines where you could buy used women's panties, but I think those make gone.

You could also go to a hostess bar, but expect to drop over a grand and no guarantee of getting anything other than some leg.

Look for KTV (Korean girls in private karaoke booths). I don't know if the have those in Tokyo, but if they do they're basically prostitutes. Korean women are hotter than Japanese anyway.

There are also places you can go where women will strip you down your underwear and tie you up, if you're into that.

And finally some bars have phonebooks where you can literally call up high school girls and try to start up a relationship with them. But basically you need to be their sugar daddy and buy them fancy accessories.

Note: all this is based on over 15 years ago, so things may have changed.

thanks for all the advice!

I'll keep all that in mind. I'm hoping to bang as many asian women as possible but to also take in the culture and see the sights.

Imon Yourside 06-14-2013 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9751720)
thanks for all the advice!

I'll keep all that in mind. I'm hoping to bang as many asian women as possible but to also take in the culture and see the sights.

Tell them Japanese women much betta

KC native 06-14-2013 10:06 AM

Don't come back.

HoneyBadger 06-14-2013 10:06 AM

Wear lots of Hello Kitty clothing and accessories.

ptlyon 06-14-2013 10:14 AM

If for any reason you are confronted by the police, tell them you know Rain Man so it's ok.

RunKC 06-14-2013 10:25 AM

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Mr. Powers will show you the way. Act just like this.

Dayze 06-14-2013 11:27 AM

Don't go to the club called "Bukkake"

Fat Elvis 06-14-2013 11:56 AM

I recommend that you spend a great deal of time in Fukushima-- like ALL your time in Japan. Just stay there. Permanently. With a name like that, how can you go wrong? Besides, the women there are really hot.

Donger 06-14-2013 11:58 AM

Take your SCUBA gear. I heard it fell into the ocean.

gblowfish 06-14-2013 12:06 PM

Tell them your name is Dong Chim, and that you're from Korea.

ThaVirus 06-14-2013 12:10 PM

Seppuku..

Commit it.

sd4chiefs 06-14-2013 12:12 PM

すべての兆候は、日本にあるので、私はここでそれは都市の周りにあなたの方法を見つけるのは難しいです


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