Ask them for a "Kancho."
BTW: this guy thinks with his dick more than any other bozo on the CP.... |
Bring a sh*tload of money !
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Always ask for "flied lice" and don't be surprised when they put it in your hair.
Tell Japanese women your nickname is "Pokémon", and then be sure to offer them a complete demonstration of how you got that nickname. |
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I'll keep all that in mind. I'm hoping to bang as many asian women as possible but to also take in the culture and see the sights. |
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Don't come back.
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Wear lots of Hello Kitty clothing and accessories.
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If for any reason you are confronted by the police, tell them you know Rain Man so it's ok.
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Mr. Powers will show you the way. Act just like this. |
Don't go to the club called "Bukkake"
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I recommend that you spend a great deal of time in Fukushima-- like ALL your time in Japan. Just stay there. Permanently. With a name like that, how can you go wrong? Besides, the women there are really hot.
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Take your SCUBA gear. I heard it fell into the ocean.
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Tell them your name is Dong Chim, and that you're from Korea.
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Seppuku..
Commit it. |
すべての兆候は、日本にあるので、私はここでそれは都市の周りにあなたの方法を見つけるのは難しいです
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