So you are telling me that the smell of crap from some dudes ass makes you want to jerk it? At that moment you jonesing for some dudes ass?

Eat a bowl of ice cream. If Im out of ice cream I watch old episodes of leave it to beaver.

Just my own stink, playboy.

I know, right? I can smell your stank ass all the way up here.

Deal with it.

Upper deck or regular.

Bask in the glory of course.

At work I close the door and laugh when one of the guys goes in.
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I 'fess-up and then just cry!

The one thing I will say is if you spray diarrhea all over the bowl clean it up and flush. Mother ****ers at work act like it's their job to turn the shitter into a Mexican hacienda.

Always leave the seat up. Always shake it 3 times. Always breathe through mouth in bathrooms. Everywhere.

Marvel at what I have created

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Using the tube when the paper is gone from roll. Does not flush well.

If i'm at work or at someones house I will come out of the bathroom and announce that their is a $20 bill on the bathroom floor, somebody must have dropped it.

some sorry chap who thinks he is gonna score $20 ends up with a mouthful of shitgoose shitaroma