Yup...she would have better luck calling me. :D

It would have zero effect on him

...or delayed to the Hawaiian New years.

I doubt even she could suck him back straight though.

I don't like it.

If I was in that situation and a gay dude did that to me I'd be pretty uncomfortable too.

Also, on a side note, since he got uncomfortable why aren't people ragging on him for being a heterophobe?

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My kind of woman. Has a sense of humor and knows where the important parts are.

She wouldn't be my first choice at all but she would have shit when I grabbed the back of her head.

If you're going to wake him up then you're going to feed him.

Here is what she really looks like-not sure any of you want a BJ from a Beavis and Butthead character....YUCK! :eek:

Because This Dick Isn't Going To Suck Itself.

You do realize that she keeps getting invited back precisely because of this kind of behavior. She pulled the 'I don't go down to your work and slap the dicks out of your mouth' bit on a heckler on live TV with Anderson a couple years back.

Stripped down to her undies last year.

Anderson Cooper got one later from his boyfriend.

I'd let her throat it.

Every woman looks better deepthroating and with semen on their face. Though I can never confirm that with actual experience.

Anything to keep her from telling jokes

Hey yoooo