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TLO 12-12-2017 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 13278701)
Sit them down and have the Santa/Easter Bunny/Jesus talk all at once when they're in first grade or so.
And we're off to DC!

BucEyedPea 12-12-2017 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 13278686)
This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.
If you lean right about age 12 unless they figured it out.
If you're a Democrat or on the left—NEVER! ROFL

Fish 12-12-2017 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 13278686)
This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.
My daughter told me before I had to decide that..

Rain Man 12-12-2017 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 13278686)
This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.
When they start voting to take my Social Security.

Kiimo 12-12-2017 01:33 PM
Is Mrs Claus a squirter? She looks like the kind of girl who squirts. Why don't you CUM down my chimney?

In58men 12-12-2017 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 13278778)
Is Mrs Claus a squirter? She looks like the kind of girl who squirts. Why don't you CUM down my chimney?
Get some ****ing help, sick prick.

raybec 4 12-12-2017 01:53 PM
That took a weird turn.

Marcellus 12-12-2017 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 13278778)
Is Mrs Claus a squirter? She looks like the kind of girl who squirts. Why don't you CUM down my chimney?

Love me some cross thread humor.

Kiimo 12-12-2017 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by In58men (Post 13278801)
Get some ****ing help, sick prick.
whoosh

BlackHelicopters 12-12-2017 03:02 PM
Do those black helicopters mean nothing to you?

displacedinMN 12-12-2017 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 13278705)
Life comes fast enough, let them be kids as long as they can.
Had the pastor at church say that Santa, Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy were not real. A number of kids at church. It did not go over well with the parents.

I found out when a thank you note from Santa was in MY MOMS handwriting. That hurt.

Pablo 12-12-2017 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 13279403)
Had the pastor at church say that Santa, Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy were not real. A number of kids at church. It did not go over well with the parents.
Missed the chance to throw JC in there and get all the big lies knocked out but he didn't. Weak.

DaneMcCloud 12-12-2017 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 13278699)
Seven to eight.
My oldest is nearly 10 and doesn't know, which is weird, for Hollywood and all.

I figured it out when I was 7.

My second grade teacher didn't find out until she was 17.

threebag 12-12-2017 09:39 PM
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Pasta Little Brioni 12-12-2017 09:45 PM
A division title and a Mahomes deep dicking of Denver in the finale.


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