I'd **** that monkey.

cosigned

We could bang gang that ho.

That's particularly disturbing considering your avatar.

as i peel the sun burnt skin off the shaft of my penis i now know how a snake feels when he sheds his skin. I'm glad i've got fingers and thumbs.

When you do it by rubbing one off on a splintered log, THEN you'll know how a snake feels.

i used to have sleep overs with this woman who was half sioux indian. her idea for foreplay was for us to go out in the driveway and rub our genitals all over the rough bark of the big maple tree.

I just threw up in my mouth.

at least it wasn't in your lap:thumb:

If that was the foreplay.... I don't wanna know.

This thread should be locked at post #2999.

Kurt would off himself. (again)

Yeah. I'm expecting a neg rep bomb for even suggesting it.

She used to save our puby hair clippings. After a few months worth she tied them together and weaved her's and mine together into a dream catcher. She said it would give us an even better sex life if we hung it from the rear view mirror of my pontiac firebird.

That was great until she left the windows down and a couple of black birds stole it for a nest. She never forgave herself. She went on a journey obsessed with finding those birds. She planned to get back the dream catcher and pluck the guilty birds of all of their feathers and draw pictures of dicks on them with a sharpie before setting them free again. That was 8 years ago and i haven't seen her since.

I actually like this a lot. this kid is having so much fun. thumbs up.


gotta say though, I highly doubt he has any longevity. Not talking shit by any means..