Nope. Since this is 50 hours a week it's not really comparable.

Did they give you any idea of what it is worth to them? I hate it when they ask me to set the price.

Yeah, it's pretty important. Like, not Captain Picard important, but probably Commander Riker important. And I'd have to beam down for away team missions, too.

I remember that backfiring on the Phillies when dealing with Pete Rose. They asked what he wanted. He said he wanted a small salary + a dollar for every ticket they sold over and above the previous year. Well, Pete put butts in the seats and he made a killing.

What about Captain Planet important?

If mother nature was the boss, yeah I could be Captain Planet.

It would be awesome if you landed this. Good luck dude.

Seriously, this chick that I work with. She makes it throb. Next break time I want to ask if I can climb on her. I will have a stiffy while talking to her like Ron Burgundy. I will be saying "how was you weekend" but in my mind I will be thinking "your chest looks yummy"
My Pastor says I shouldn't do that.
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Hope u land that job Go Boy ... ask if sexual favors come with it .....

Steelers Fan Accepts Drink From Bears Fans at Bar, Nearly Dies

So much for sportsmanship -- a Pittsburgh man is blind and left with brain damage after apparently being poisoned by fans of a rival team.

Zack Heddinger and a few friends traveled to Chicago to see the Steelers take on the Bears in September. After the Steelers lost, the group went to a bar for drinks. Heddinger and his pals started trash-talking with some Bears fans and things turned ugly.

"Basically, I guess, my buddies had gotten into an altercation and they offered a drink as a peacemaker from what I understand," Heddinger told WTAE-TV.

Shortly after drinking it, Heddinger collapsed. He was rushed to a nearby hospital, where his heart stopped four times. Doctors assumed he just had too much to drink, but they quickly realized there was something else going on.

"They thought it was antifreeze or something like that …because it was so strong," said Heddinger.

Doctors suspect the drink was spiked with toxic grain alcohol.

"I don’t think they tried to kill me. I think they tried to hurt me, but the killing came pretty close," said Heddinger.

Heddinger's family rushed to Chicago, after doctors called them and said he might not make it.

"I literally watched him say, within a matter of hours, 'I'm getting really scared. I can't see anything,'" said sister Lisa.

Heddinger is now back in Pittsburgh, undergoing oxygen treatment in an effort to regain his sight. Doctors, though, are not optimistic.

Back in Chicago, police are looking for the men who did this. They are not optimistic, either.

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U know it's going to be a bad day when u go to stir your cream and sugar before adding coffee to your cup. :banghead:

We're getting cubicles installed back in the back and...
 

If anyone's curious....

It's costs over $500.00 to get two lower ball joints replaced on a Ford F-150 Lariat...

Just a ****ING FYI.

Shit.

There is a Home Depot bag blowing in the breeze here stuck in a apple tree out my window here at work…

DaKCMan AP is still Awesome.


...and just got 2 more UF/FSU student section MBA bloc tickets for $50ea. ;)

They're playing at Florida, right?

Yep. Senior day for Tebow, Spikes, et al.

The gf has student tickets and already got me a ticket with 1 extra. Then I found someone else willing to sell me 2 more for $50ea (lowest on stub hub is $163) and all 5 of our tix will be together, so should be fun. :)

Before FSU's meltdown earlier this year, I would have given them a shot at pulling this one out. They have some talent and should make a game of it. Tebow better not go to sleep on this one for sure.

Have a good time man.

Dear Mexican Food, why must I love you so?

His last game ever in The Swamp? I doubt it. ;)

Thanks :toast:

This is goddamn weird.

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Thats what you get for buying a Ford... :)

FUGG THE DONKHOLES!GO GIANTS! 63-0

Dallas beat the Raiders.

Hey friends-Happy Thanksgiving-hope you are having a good one!!!

Mike Cox is master of all he surverys.

Han Solo as Tony Montana and the Millenium Falcon + blasterplay to shitty rock and roll is ****ing awesome.

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hey claythan your signature sucks

Yeah? You suck. ENTIRELY. You have no redeeming qualities.

all i can do is smile and walk away

Meh. I had thanksgiving dinner with my wife's grandfather who firebombed the Japs' mainland in 1945.

Thas' right. Get tha **** outta hea you ****in' cockaroach!

dont you hate when they tell war stories over family gatherings?

fock no, I love it!

my grandfather drove truck with elvis presley...no joke

Mine was a Knight Templar. I just found that out a few weeks ago when I saw a picture of him in his uniform.

If you don't like Boyz II Men you can just get the **** out of here! Best pure mix of boy band to man band.

I have one of the worst hangovers of my life today. I feel like I just got back from spring break or something. Holiday week/weekend kicked my ass.
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Larry Johnson sighting on ESPN.

FUGG LJ!

Liar

So I found out last night that my Great(x35) Grandfather was killed during the Danish Invasion back in 900.

Goddamn Danes.

So I'm driving back to work on my lunch break and I see the most amazing thing ever....

Three 20 something Asian girls in Catholic School uniforms.

I thought they only existed in porn?!

http://i48.tinypic.com/11vs35t.gif

Any of you guys make this?

You should've pulled over and asked to fill in. They'da known............

Cranberry Grape Juice is delicious.

Wow that's AWESOME.

I don't know who made that but the guy that did is a GODDAMN GENIUS and should have his DICK and BALLS sucked lovingly by a team of highly-trained Las Vegas prostitutes every night. And he should be praised wherever he goes. And he deserves pie.

Shit....I almost wrecked while I was staring at them.

I figured you made it.

He's good.

And I'll just leave it at this...

Believe.

It's called a cellphone camera, motherfucker! Use it!

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Dude.....driving.....and by the time I realized what they were....I was past them. Hence why I almost wrecked because I was completely turned around looking at them.

If I didn't care that I would like a complete perv....I would have gone back and taken a picture.

Twentysomething Asian girls in schoolgirl outfits? I don't care how much of a perv they'd think I was, I would pulled right up and started snapping pictures like a Japanese tourist in Times Square. :D

Dude.....this is why you should be n00b of the year. But apparently it's because you like "them".

1. Paella is quite underwhelming. Never ordering it again.

2. I drove past the intersection where I lost my virginity tonight. And I smiled quietly to himself.

You got rear ended at an intersection? Insurance usually covers that.

That's mildly funny.

Man, the paella was underwhelming but I'm definitely going back. Great restaurant. Comfy, warm booths, subdued lighting, quiet, good waiters...some girl will be impressed and I'll get head/laid.

My wife makes a Filipino version, I wish I could remember what it's called. Good stuff though.

I was gonna go to the gym an hour ago, but had to take a shit.

Now maybe I can go the gym. Jesus.

You had shitty paella then.
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Just because you're a mexican't doesn't mean you know everything about spanish shit. I just didn't know what I was ordering. It wasn't horrible, just not my bag, baby.

I am a dipshit and thought I can order anything and it would be "my" style!

Idiot.

I like to have an open mind and try new things, Smed.

You should try speaking English.

You drove into the future?
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Oh yeah.

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Back from vacation. And I could regale you with tales of Disney World and the Disney Cruise Line, but instead I'll bring to your attention Tabrett Bethell, who plays Cara the Mord-Sith on "Legend Of The Seeker". That show has two of the hotter "Women In The Media Who I Want To PIIHB": Bridget Regan (Kahlan) and now Tabrett. Nothing like a hot blonde in tight red leather with a wicked smile and lips that just beg for your Agiel to be... Um... Hold on, need a minute, back later...

http://tabrettbethell.info/wp-conten...l-swimsuit.jpg

http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/wp-...son-2-cara.jpg

Christmas is a lot of work

Pray for me, people.

I made my Fantasy Football playoffs, which start this week.

My WRs suck ass.

So I dropped one and picked up Chris Chambers, to start him.

To make matters worse, my #1 ass-kicking QB all year has been Peyton Manning, and I have to sit him 'cause I can't trust that he'll play long enough this weekend to produce. And my backup was his useless brother Eli.

So, I sat Peyton, cut Eli, and the best QB I could pick up was San Fran's Alex Smith.

I'm dead man walking.... :shake:

One more final, and this semester is over. Not a moment too soon.

Bruce Allen can't save the Redskins either......

don't ****ing sit peyton this week

I'm taking a jar of pennies to the tiddy bar to make it rain.

I just bought this.

http://www.sancom.co.il/image/users/...ig/1377294.jpg

Downloadin' dis:

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TONIGHT WE ROLL

If NBC Universal created a channel called USA Network Classic and brought back Night Flight, Saturday Nightmares, Up All Night, the game show block, the old news anchor giving random news updates, Silk Stalkings, and those phone sex commercials, I guaran-****ing-tee that they would be swimming around in money in no time. I guarantee it.

USA Network Classic


There is a treasure trove just waiting to be explored with this possibility. They would make so much money that could just snort coke off a model's ass on top of a mountain of money 24/7.

I need some rep....I've been stuck on 666 all day today. TIA.

Todd Haley will be a Hall of Fame Head Coach!!

You don't have to bypass the language filter folks. Type the word ****, and shit, and pussy, and whatever **** eating word you want too. A lot of us have the language filter turned off and can read exactly what you want to say. For those of us who don't, our kids thank you.

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