At 11:00pm at night, no less.

I think you need relationship advice from luv. :D

heh... followed it to the T

There are roughly 124 quarterbacks currently listed on NFL.com’s website. Of those, there are 10 Matts. Baker, Cassel, Flynn, Guterrez, Hasselbeck, Leinart, Moore, Ryan, Schaub, and Stafford. 8% Matts. I wonder how this reflects on the overall number of Matts in the United States. Does it seem like there is a higher number of Matts in the NFL than there should be?

Hey, people here call me an ass hole all the time. What time should I pick you up?
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Nah, this hot bitch just texted me to come out to her bar.

MEET ME AT OMAR'S, I'M GOING AFTER THAT SLUT!

How?

I DON'T KNOW I'M MAKING THIS UP AS I GO ALONG!

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My PBS station is about to show a 30-minute version of "Star Wars In Concert", for which I have tickets in a few weeks.

Look what I just ripped out of my car. KrautRadio FTW!

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Kim Jong Il's threats are more convincing...

It's because you're an asshole

In trying to convince these friends that there's nothing wrong with being single, and that it doesn't make you a failure, I think their attitudes are rubbing off on me, as much as I'm trying not to let them.

Yeah, nothing came of it anyway. Chicks are one way this minute, that way the next.

WHORE!

At least you get the basics...

We can't help it. It's how we're wired.

Being called an ass hole by an old reerun half dead shithead mother****er such as yourself is a compliment. I thank you.
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You mean crazy or whore?

Yeah, I've learned if a hot girl gives you attention...don't let it go to waste. You might not get a second chance. :rolleyes:

Crazy.

Yeah, half-dead.

He's outlived EMPIRES.

God buys him black balloons for his birthday.

Cavemen drew pictures of Skip drawing in black and white.

He $#its turds that come out petrified.

...she wants what you have, not you.

Money, beer, a ride in a nice car, etc.

You should totally go for the whole 30-38 year old MILF crowd. They'd ****ing adore you...

It's frustrating, really. You tell yourself not to say or do something, but then you find yourself saying or doing it anyway. Then you get upset with the reults even though you knew they would happen, which is why you told yourself not to say or do it to begin with. Then.....you say or do it AGAIN!

Love whore, hate crazy.

But the High Life marketing just APPEALS to me...

Gotta take the bad with the good.

Nein.

I can deal with good and stupid.

Good and bland isn't great, but tolerable.

Good and dirty is really the aim, but rare.

Also, nobody likes you.

I like him well enough.

I'm going to tell your mommy on you, Mr Poopy Pants. Oh wait. I can't. She's dead.
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That was uncalled for.

You're a queer. You don't count.

Ever queers count. Welcome to the aughts.

UPRD :shrug:

11-02-2009: Ultra_Peanut Remembrance Day

Monster Mash
 

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I hate not sleeping like normal people.

I hate normal ppl. :D

You know the saying, "Those who can't, coach."

Heh...

Watching the Vikings/Packers game yesterday. Rogers is flushed out of the pocket and runs for a 1st down. The Packers' Cheerleaders are watching him do it and then just stood there momentaraly. When the crowd started cheering, they decided to jump up and down and start cheering with them.

Wouldn't these actually be Cheerfollowers?

I just read the entire "Kirsti Tynes" thread. That gave me some good chuckles... but, what was the pic that TinyE shopped but took down? Rep for the answer.

I'd hit it, I'd hit it repeatedly, no, I might hit it.

AMC is showing "Outbreak". Goes well with the Swine Flu hysteria...

Saw that when I was home for lunch. "The Stand" was on one of the premium movie channels. Widespread panic and chaos FTW!

Damn, I just found out an old friend died of H1N1.

Dad gum it. I get banned from every site on the internet.

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I just realized that I've always wanted a pet alpaca, even before I knew what an alpaca was.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Flipping channels, and passed ABC Family. They're showing "Stick It", a bad gymnastics movie from 2006. On the bright side, it's starring Missy Peregrym, who I believe was in "Reaper" and dates/dated Ben Roethlisberger. She was 24 when she made this film. Mmmn, gymastics outfits... I'd like to show Missy where I'd like to "stick it"... :hump:

I am enjoying a PPR.
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Think i hate the tulsa cbs station for not showing the chiefs.

I saw a Selena Gomez movie today. I'd like to "Stick It" to her.
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Wow, this fortune really describes me:

"Executive ability is prominent in your makeup."

You are used to standard scoring leagues?

TV is like a steak. Its a medium rarely well done.
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Sweet, I have a job interview. No, not with McDonalds.

Look what just crawled into my backyard:

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I want a Sproles wind spinner in my back yard. I bet those little legs are a blur in the breeze.

No, sister dear. We cannot be facebook friends. It just wouldn't be proper. Do you really want to see me flirting with a legion of sluts?

Sorry...no....just can't do it.

Yeah, right, dropout.

Don't be too hasty. I had a great interview today.

I could soon have as many as seven people working right under me!

You'll probably will keep the fries machine for yourself. Selfish.

I don't eat fries, Skippy poo. Nor would I serve or cook them.

Be happy for me. I might actually make something of myself.

2 Things

Do you really have a British Accent?

What is your sisters name?

No, but I fake one rather well, eh?

Why should I tell you?

Its decent, you sound sort of like John Cleese.

I already know her first name, its just a matter of time.

Ah, but I have two sisters.

Let it remain a mystery.

Movie of choice tonight "Heart Break Ridge"

Saw "Star Wars In Concert" tonight. Not as good as I'd hoped. Decent enough. Good orchestra, a few thick green lasers but nothing jaw-dropping, a few flame-pots... nothing that would make me skip the next TSO concert (which happens to be next week).

The video screen was nice, very sharp HD and it was good to see scenes from the first three films (meaning the REAL first three, starring Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill). Apparently, they re-did those scenes specifically for this, because they have not yet HD-ed the whole films. But, frankly, I guess I'm a bit jaded 'cause I get to stare at a giant IMAX screen all day. The screen they were using was only slightly larger than a traditional movie screen. Again, don't get me wrong, the scenes looked great.

Anthony Daniels did a good job narrating. But he basically just stepped in after each orchestral movement to add some scripted lines which moved the story along.

The clips went back and forth a bit. They tried some unifying tactics of theme but it didn't work all that great sometimes, as you'd be watching a montage from the original film and suddenly would see Jar-Jar's ugly face. And they kept showing some scenes more than once (Leia in her metal bikini pointing the gun at the deck, Yoda levitating the X-Wing, Padme and Anakin rolling around in the grass in a puke-enducing romantic scene, etc.,.).

We were in the very first row of the upper ring, the lowest you could get for the cheapest tickets. Unfortunately, there were railings in our way. Fortunately, right below us were the more expensive seats, which were empty, so we hopped down a row. The theater was probably around half full, which seems to be common. Meaning, this will probably be the first and last time they do this, so catch it now if you're interested.

The props were decent. But I've seen a lot of it before in other places (Disney, museums, etc.,.) and, frankly, when it comes to sci-fi props, the closer you get to them the cheesier and more fake they look.

Wow.

Sounds like it was NOT worth 55 bucks.

They should have hired me.

No.

No you're not...

I was at the time for the price... :D

Hope it works out for you, GoChiefs. Is it a writing job?

It's WPI on steroids...

Do you get press access?

Definitely, but it's college and high school football (and other sports). The business is one half press coverage, one half recruiting service. They do a lot of video work, too, so that intrigues me.

The Enquirer, or the Star?

Seriously, good luck. Good jobs are hard to come by these days, especially doing something you love to do.

Heh heh...do you know how much I would LOVE to work at a tabloid?

It would be fun as hell...

When will you know if you get it?

Next week I imagine...

Do you think it's a good sign that they were asking me how much I needed to be paid? I told them to make me an offer and I'd consider it.

Did they ask what you made at your last job?