ROFL

fruit in the can

Heh..you probably stick your dick in a warm bowl of soup to make you feel better..heh?..it's kind of like your girlfriend..you know..she is so stretched out..it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway..heh.

Tough. You're still a n00b.

do you pwn all n00bs?

I know it has to be late, but ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Not a hamburger, but a monstrocity no matter how you slice it (no pun intended.) This sandwich is one reason why Elvis is no longer with us. It looks disgusting.

http://www.thrillist.com/archives/20..._sandwich.html

Mmmm....noobies.

I don't pwn anybody.

That's always nice to know.

Bugeater calls me a nOOb..whats the big deal??

Yeah, shes a vegetarian, so whenever she is out of town I pull out the Vegetable Soup and begin my business.

So your saying bOObies are better than b00bies? Nah.

I agree, but would somebody that knows let me know what each number stands for so I know what people are saying when they talk in numbers?

Now that damn n00b Sam Hall wants to make us click. :shake:


Fool's Gold Loaf
- 1 loaf Italian white bread
- 2 tbsps butter
- 1 lb lean bacon
- 1 jar smooth peanut butter
- 1 jar grape jelly
Serves: Elvis (8-10 people)



The house specialty of the now defunct Colorado Gold Mine Company restaurant, legend has it Elvis flew from Memphis to Denver late one night just to down one of these 42,000-calorie monsters. Despite the added weight, the plane made it back.

Wise men say only fools rush in to a sandwich like this, but you can't help risking a massive coronary to try it:

Cooking: Slather the butter all over the loaf's entire exterior surface. Then toss it onto a baking sheet in a 350-degree oven for around 15 minutes or until browned. Meanwhile, fry the bacon -- lean, for "health" purposes.

Assembly: Slice the loaf lengthwise, then hollow it out, for ample room to glob on the entire jars of peanut butter and jelly. Carefully arrange the bacon slices over the PB&J (presentation is everything). Close the loaf, and prepare yourself for kingly transcendence.