You're pathetic.

















:rolleyes:













Okay, I admit it. Tickets went on sale here the morning of 10/3 and I was downtown in line waiting to buy them before the doors opened. Sad, I know...

I'm going to attempt to bring a female companion, so I'm waiting to buy tickets.

Instead of a Hummer....would that be considered a Gummer??

Well, buy two tickets, and THEN find someone to go.

And, just so you know, it's NOT gonna look like this...

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Hey, at least you don't have to worry about her biting down on you in an old-person coughing spasm. :)

That would be reeruned. I'm going to find someone to go with first.

Jesus H., it's a concert ticket, not a f**king plane ticket to Paris. You go up to a girl and say, "Hey, I have two tickets to the Star Wars On Tour show, would you like to come with me?" THAT'S how you get laid. Not by saying, "Hey, I want to go to the Star Wars On Tour show... are you interested in buying a ticket and coming with me?" Ask Mom for an advance on your allowance and buy the extra ticket. Every minute you spend jacking off and being wishy-washy is another minute good seats are being bought by people with actual testicles.

There's really only one girl, maybe two I can take. I'm not turning a ****ing SW concert into a first date.

We'll see if anyone is interested. If not...I am not going to risk getting stuck with a ticket no one is using.

**** I just remembered I forgot to feed the goldfish in fourth grade for a whole week.

It's probably dead by now.

How much are tickets?

$55

Bored in work... just watched a couple of old episodes of "Bones" and am now watching "House"... Will probably fall asleep tonight and dream of making a Hot Cheekbone Sandwich using Olivia Wilde and Emily Deschanel as the bread and me as the meat in the middle... :hump: I'm definitely putting that threesome on my Bucket List.

Sounds like someone needs to beat off.

This sentence could apply to just about any man, at any time.

Yeah but there are only certain times I'm thinking OMFG I WANT TO BONE TWO TV CELEBS AT ONCE OMFG OMFG SOOOOO HORNY

Of course, 'cause you're too busy fantasizing about either gay sex with Boba Fett or some diseased MILFs you're looking up on Craigslist.

Come on Huges -- one more and you can get out of the inning -- ya baSSSd

You're so hot right now.

where's skip? :popcorn:

LMAO aww, hush lol

thanks hughes

i don't understand -- Any other inning girardi has a quick hook. so he leaves Hughes in when he knows he's struggling

what a moroon

where did everyone go?

Nobody likes baseball because it sucks.

Down Rodeo is a catchy little tune.

Today, Coach Haley is asked the following question:

"Pretty empty injury report and on the field too. Is that the way you like to have it?"

NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Actually, I'd love to have a sheet full of players who are injured. We like injuries, as they make an already depth-challenged team even more exposed. I wish Cassel was hurt. And LJ. And Flowers.

I know lots has been made of the stupidity of the KC media but that question has to be top 5 quality for stupidity.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I’d say Flippy, wouldn’t you? You’d be wrong though. It’s Hambone.

I met a guy once whose name was Richard Head. Man, he did NOT like it when people called him Dick.
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if my feet had been track id a made one hell of a train.

why are my best farts when I am by myself?

Less pressure.

before or after said action?

Walking through the mall is like surfing the web with a disabled firewall: No thank you, I would not like to sample your Orange Chicken. No, kiosk guy, I don't need to buy any knockoff sunglasses. No, no, I'm fine with the phone I have, Verizon lady.

Why is it every time I expose meself women faint .........

The smell.

Stagefright.

It is 3:43 am and I am wide awake!!!!!!!!!! WTF??????????

Me, too, but the espresso might have something to do with it...

Don't really touch that stuff much any more...

Could have something to do that I started drinking around 1pm this afternoon yesterday...

:hmmm::hmmm:

I try not to, but later this morning I have a 3 hour flight followed by an 11 hour flight followed by a 7 hour flight to Thailand, and I'd like to at least sleep through the second one.

And I try not to start drinking at 1pm, either, or else I tend to end up with duct tape pants or some stupid shit.

Those trips around the world are never any fun. Sleep is usually the best way to pass the time. Tylenol PM doesn't hurt either.

I can't decide. Play Owen Daniel at home against the niners or Sidney Rice at Pittsburgh. You decide.
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Chinese women have grating singing voices.

Hung ya foo laa pieenie .....

Isn't the word "reiterate" redundant when the definition of "iterate" means to repeat or say again?

I just won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket.WOO HOO!
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Wow. Watching MNF and shaking my head at how horribly awful Washington is. They should fire Zorn first thing in the morning, as well as bench Campbell. The Chiefs are 1-6, and yet, in this bizarro season, they're not even in the bottom five in terms of worst teams in the league IMO. That honor would go to these turds wearing Washington unis, along with the Rams, Browns, Bucs, and Raiders. And then you have the crapfests going on in Tennessee, Detroit, Seattle, Carolina... Eesh.

Took NyQuil an hour ago, still not tired.

It's always good to get a reality check. If you think your life is tough, I suggest you come to NYC and visit the Port Authority bus terminal at one in the morning. Jesus H ona raft... I'm never complaining about my life again. I swear I heard the Cantina band and saw Obi-Wan cut someone's arm off...

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http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/i...nt-conversion/

ha they are all screwedROFLROFLROFL

The ground is too wet to get equipment in and they're calling for another 2 to 4 inches of rain over the next couple of days. I'm wondering if the farmers will be able to get the corn out before winter hits.

I've peed like 5 times already this morning. Wtf?

My co-worker here in cube land just farted...


:fart:

Man...CP Is so boring today.

Yeah, you and Katipan used to keep that from happening.

any poster that would ruin a civil relationship over a basketball team is a ****ing douche. See our drunk-driving poster: Sedated.

BTW:

I'll meet you under the George Brett statue anytime you skinny little pussy.


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I'd like to start a thread, but I don't have any good ideas for a subject.

Moving a business is a real pain in the ass. Especially when ur the only one packing. Oh, and for those of u wondering, I do NOT work in a fudge factory. :p

Prostate trouble. :)

What did I miss?

UPDATE: I'm back from Atlantic City alive. I'm sure you're all relieved.

The bus from NYC to AC was pretty weird. It only had about 8 people on it, yet two of them insisted on almost getting into a fight. Then, of course, the instigator of the fight (we'll just call this character Loud Talks-To-Himself Sociopathic Drug Addict) has to move up to the seat behind me and spend the rest of the ride talking loudly to himself how he's gonna f**k the kid up when they get off the bus, and basically mumbling to himself using various curse words. Unfortunately, I got off the the Bus Terminal, and they went on to the casino stop, so I don't know how the ass-kicking went.

To get back, I decided to get on the bus at 1:00am at the Hilton casino, instead of at the bus station at 1:30am. Figured I'd get a better seat, and there would be less weirdos, and I could throw some money at the slots to kill time. 1:00am, no bus. 1:15am, no bus. 1:30am (the time it's supposed to be at the bus terminal), no bus. Now I'm panicking, standing in the drizzle and looking around for the bus or for a cab to take to the terminal in the hopes that a.) he forgot to stop at the casino and b.) he's running late and is at the station. I'm standing on the sidewalk, in the drizzle, not a soul in sight except for a guy on his bicycle who asks if I have a cellphone he could borrow (to which, of course, I said no, and then of course HE started muttering... he must've been related to the other guy). Finally, the bus pulls in; the reason they're late, is because it's a trainee driver. This guy COULD NOT DRIVE FOR SHIT. I've never driven a bus before, and I know I could've done a much better job. Every turn was a slow, pole-scraping adventure. The guy training him literally told us, "If you feel unsafe, sit in the fifth row of farther back, 'cause if he hits something only the first four rows are in real trouble." :eek:

This bus is supposed to pull back into the NYC Port Authority at 3:50am, and my connecting bus leaves at 4:45am. This slow-driving trainee pulled into the terminal at 4:32am. I spent the last 15 minutes of the ride thinking about having to spend four hours at the Port Authority waiting for the next New England-bound bus; if I'd missed my bus, I probably would've just thrown my wallet on the floor and stabbed myself a few times, to save everyone else the trouble. Luckily I found the connecting bus's gate with 5 minutes to spare.

I take the Greyhound once every 10 years. Last time was around 1999. God-willing, next time will be never, but hopefully not until 2019 at least...

Awesome.

http://www.shopecko.com/family/index...goryId=3880010

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Nein.

THIS...

http://thewincolumn.blogspot.com/200...-costumes.html

Pregnant?

Broken bones suck. Not having the use of your right hand at all sucks too.
I don't recommend it.
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I suppose a bidette would come in handy.

You do NOT want to have to whipe azz with lefty.

Not good...:shake:

I had a friend in high school who broke both arms at once. A 16 year old kid who had to have his mom wipe for him :shake:. Poor guy.

Heh.. yeah. Getting good at using lefty for the wipe. It took some practice.
What really sucks is having to wrap my arm in plastic before showering. Well that and the constant pain in my hand, how itchy my skin gets under this cast and the stank when it gets sweaty.
Other than that.... It's great!
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I showered a lot my sophmore year...

I'm 32. I'm single. My longest relationship is 6 months. Everyone I've dated have been assholes. I have two friends who come to me for relationship advice. WTF? You honestly think following MY advice will get you anywhere? I'll listen to you, I'll try giving you a different perspective on the situation, I'll support and back you no matter what, but do not follow in my dating footsteps.

LOL, maybe they want to hear what you would do, so they can do the opposite? :shrug:

I'm sitting in front of a Starbucks, leeching wifi in 45-degree weather. Wearing an Indiana Jones jacket.

100% lambskin

THROW ME THE WIFI! I THROW YOU THE SHIT!

LMAO They'd be smart to do that.

Not to mention the Stranger really gives you hand cramps if you're not used to it. :D

Maybe six months, to them, is a lofty goal to reach for. :shrug: