what
 

what?

We all need to start using the phrase "beryllium sphere" more often around here so that we can move up the rankings.

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FOR SALE ON EBAY 5 MILLION BUCKS.

And it's not even the one he jumped in. It's the test one they shot into the canyon a month prior.

Has anyone seen my beryllium sphere?

Is that something from Star Trek?

fo

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No, they're real. Beryllium is an element, but it's commonly used as a hardening element in alloys, most notably beryllium copper.

http://www.thermalmould.com/Berylliu...0TM72Large.jpg

motherfuggers!

I am trying to make it a "Sober 2007" I'm successfully eight days through it. AND sitting on this board late night is giving me the pavlovian urge for a St. Pauli Girl.

Simplex!!! LMAO


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Specifically toward polishing beryllium spheres, it seems that if you want to polish very hard metals, such as beryllium, cryogenic treatment helps reduce the standard deviation of hardness. However, best practices would dictate that you polish them between copper v-grooves with a <1um diamond slurry, perferably oil based. Best finish would be with 0.25um mono, or poly crystal diamond. The v-groove depth should be one third the diameter of the sphere (in your case, about 0.026" deep for a 2mm ball).

If you have one in a metal alloy bottle that's been hardened using beryllium I'd say go for it.

You, sir, need to get laid.

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Can he do that in one of those Berrilyum chambers he's obsessing about.

Cut and paste is a wonderful thing. You'll find that, and it's original reference, in a thread about terrorist cartoons on this very board.

Go figure.

We can only hope.

Dude, it's the off-season. How f**king cool would it be if ChiefsPlanet of all things was ranked #1 in Google when you searched for something highly technical and esoteric like "beryllium sphere"?

You know that would leave a world full of nerds scratching their heads.

Might baffle the Homeland Security folks too.

Wasn't Chiefsplanet 2nd on a google search for grape gatorade not too long ago??I hear ya..we should go after number 1!!!you go man!!!
"beryllium sphere" kicks ass!!!
:clap:

Hey! I think I stayed here when I was in Cambodia.

The cabin or the girl?

I figured it was a two-for-one deal.

I think they were using Beryllium as an ingredient in bicycle frames.

I would hate to rack myself on a beryllium-infused bicycle frame.

Isn't Beryllium also what you drink before you get an upper GI exam??

Ooh, look! A beryllium enema!

Probably.

I wonder if borracho got the beryllium special in Cambodia?

Actually, I spent the trip with an American girl who was friends with my close friend.

Did she have beryllium sphere ben-wa balls?

Heh. I tried to get the two-for-one deal with another American girl who travelled with us a few weeks but apparently she liked my friend.

Does she know what Berryllium is?

Is that anything like squid on a stick... because I'm sure I had that.

Not on that trip but that girl would probably have been down for it.

Hah! Too slow! It's like your fingers are typing in molten beryllium!

Ok, if we're going to do this we need to be technically accurate.

Elemental beryllium is a steel grey, strong, light-weight yet brittle, alkaline earth metal. It is primarily used as a hardening agent in alloys (most notably beryllium copper).

Beryllium foils:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...x-Be_foils.jpg

btw, this is how you hijack a thread

:D

Well, yah! Like I didn't already know that. :rolleyes:

i saw that one coming

Maybe the noobs will learn something tonight

Which one? The one made of beryllium?

btw, I almost burned my house down today.

Do tell.

Hey, that looks like one of Herm's offensive plays... :hmmm:

Hey look it's solaris game plan

Yes, but this doesn't count because the thread never had an actual topic to begin with.

That is a lot of Cytokines. I hope Admiral Adama is ready.

Was cooking fried chicken in a skillet with oil. Go outside to smoke come back and some oil had apparently popped onto the burner and then popped over to the trash can, which was next to the stove. I've since learned to not have a trash can full of newspaper next to the stove. Was able to get the fire out with the fire extenguisher.

You do know that thread hijacks can occur anywhere.

why do people seem to forget this

Damn, that could have been better than shooting your fridge. You were -->&nbsp;<-- close.

The more random the place the better. It takes more "skill" to hijack a thread that is meandering than it does to hijack one with a specific purpose.

I'd rather have my house still standing, than an infamous planet story.

Sounds like a good time to quit smoking

:thumb:


heh

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Pu**y.

..

How about this, I'll go out back and "accidently" burn the shed. Does that count?

Will there be an explosion?

possibly, got an blackpowder?

FAX was saying earlier that monkeys spontaneously combusted, maybe we could find one of those?

ROFL

On that note, good night gentlemen.

PUSSY

Also..

Update on this threads stats


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SPchief 39
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Demonpenz 33
Cntrygal 30
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TADAAAA!!!! I'm here. Let the partying commence.

Did you really go this whole thread and count up all the posts?

Damn it. I missed Simplex by 5 minutes.