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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- George Carlin

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Robin Williams

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We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
- George Bush

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A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
- Burt Bacharach

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

ARCHITECT is One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
- Ambrose Bierce

I just pasted 9000 posts!!! Never thought it would be something this...

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
- Gary Busey

What a minute, who's birthday is it?

He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke.

Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree.

If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!

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If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?

She’s wound up tighter than the girdle of a baptist minister’s
wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.

My sister is soooooo ugly, we had to tie a pork chop around her
neck to get the dogs to play her.

You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

Her ass was so big, it looked like two Buicks fighting for a parking place.

It’s colder than a mother-in-law’s love.

She’s uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart.

I have to leave at 3pm and won't be back till around 7am. Have to get what I can in now, unless they finish with my pc before I leave.

He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Ain’t no point in beatin’ a dead horse…’course, can’t hurt none either.

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The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

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I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people’s accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man’s failures.

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If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.

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We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. As general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.

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There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and football. The only problem once football season starts, I change the order around a bit.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.