Q. How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?


A. None, you just claim the new standard is "dark".

Heh. Looks like KCJohnny is as volatile as ever.

Maybe I'm under a common misconception. Does overweight = ugly? Because I think I'm gonna be a knockout in about 6 months. Well, at least better looking anyway.

Where have I heard this before....

:hmmm:

Q: How many Elmo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Who cares?! Let them cry in the dark!

Kcjohnny kept going?

You're a knockout now. You'll be stunning then.

:D

gimme a week baby


I'll work off the weight


hehe

ROFL

I just ****ing ran outta lay bbq chips. :(

I know we need to change the name from chiefs planet to "all things chiefs related - more addicting than crack"

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

Yeah, that's why I have a different guy wanting to take me out every weekend. Guys are so superficial and shallow. Unless, of course, they're married.

yOu can do it, i did it, i went from 375 no shitting, to 218. *flex*

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.