Consequences Creed is apparently a black Republican.

Oh my God, they're exploiting a veteran. And just think, all 24 of the surgeries he went through weren't as painful as watching TNA.

HELL IN A CELL WWE JR WWE THE ROCK WWE

Mongo looks like shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

We're totally going to be talking about that time Abyss got set on fire for a long time, like... uh... when?

A guy was literally set ablaze, and they HAD TROUBLE PUTTING HIM OUT, all as a mediocre spot in a nothing match. I hate TNA so much.

That no-selling of their own finishers was less FIGHTING SPIRITU~~ and more WRESTLING IS FAKE.

WHAT A SWERRRRRVE OMIGOD I'MA SO SURPPPPRIZZZEDDDDDDD

I urge everyone to run out and purchase the replay for Bound for Glory, because I want you all to know what it feels like to do the dumbest thing ever.

I didn't buy it, but I watched it. And that, my friends, was bad enough.

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The perfect gift for the hardcore TNA fan in your life!

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I love that they've slashed the "MSRP" price. Thanks, TNA! And don't miss the all-caps Don West sales pitch on the page.

I would like to break a bunch of those.

You know, as a tribute.

Here is a great recap of TNA from Aaron Glazer at Pulsewrestling:

Thought 11: The Key to Enjoying TNA.

Some people read comics. We could use movies as an example, but I like comics, so we’ll do that. Most people who read comics just go for stuff like Spider-Man or Batman or Wolverine or whoever. That’s WWE. Then there are those who like something more creatively unique and those people tend to focus on Watchmen (which obviously broke into the mainstream) or Walking Dead. That’s the ROH fan. Then there’s a third type of comic fan. This type wants stuff where a giant bear wearing a tutu fights superheroes at the behest of a man with three brains in a flying saucer with training wheels, while a robot priest watches on. That’s TNA. It’s the giant bears wearing tutus, Snakes on a Plane, or the M3STK for the wrestling crowd.

Any Raw with an Asai moonsault is a good enough Raw for me.

Orton will go to TNA in the next month.

To think I used to love wrassilin'.

This is either a master stroke by the WWE...or the worst move ever.

I thought they did a great job building up next week's show, although I still say Blahtista as champion may be the most boring thing ever.

I wonder if the Kofi/Punk title win means that Punk/Orton is now off.

Maybe next week there's a rematch with Pricless and Orton costs him the belt again. Otherwise, I'd guess they're going another direction.