Would you stick it in my butt? :p LMAO

Me. :thailor:

I think it would be a waste of time. Would either of us even know its in? With as much as you eat, your dumps must have you pretty stretched out.

eat a dick!

Well I see the shitshow continues. I am disappoint.

They're really storming the board. LMAO

Go make me a F in' sammich, n00b!

we takin over this bitch

dont you mean 100 sandwiches?

Quit your damn whining, Baby Hughey!

there will be more balls bouncing off your chin than a basketball court

I am inclined to disagree.

Yeah, but I only need one to stuff up your ukn' asspipe, ******!

we're making it moist up in this piece!

I wish you were inclined to shut the hell up.

This is going to be interesting tonight...

filter evasion.


can get you a ban.

LMAO

who asked you?

has there been a filter evasion? :eek:

Reported!!!! :)

Ill bet youd like to lick my anus then until the whole thing comes back out.

So, are these n00bs from the Eagles board? Is that where they came from?

:hmmm:

thats what he calls it when his boyfriend removes the condom.

this is very disappointing

You can't be any gayer.

That's actually how it's filtered on our board. I typed it that way for fear that you damn hillbillies would think it's okay.

thats what she said

ROFL

:drool:

i like you, Robert. you're a class act. i would be honored if we were to DP a chick and our tips touched somewhere in between her colon and her uterus.

Sounds cool. When we doing this thing?

make it a TP. Ill reach you guys from the mouth.

as soon as you stop banging men

boy I can't wait to play the NFC East next year...

Chiefs/EaglesPlanet.com

So then never, eh? Tease.

think we can convince luv to record it for us? kind of like a video yearbook. we can play that ****ing Vitamin C song in the background!

who's the chick gonna be? Robert might have enough folds he could **** himself and we could just hop in on the others?

you know that kid's movie rio...about the bird??? at the end when they're in that friggin mexican parade or whatever the hell it is & that chick gets into that parade costume...well she's got a nice, tight little body on her...very nice teats for a cartoon bro-ad, imo...not too much...just right.
just an observation.

It's time.

i'd **** jessica rabbit's shadow

Agreed.

Talking football is one thing, but the seventh grade fartknocker act needs to go, quickly.

why do you hate the 1st amendment so much?

They support red commies.

ROFL

Just curious what happens if I type bundle of sticks.

Yeah, that is clearly less offensive than 4 * and o t. :)

rape

It's like Kindercare for Tards in this thread.

At some point, we might want to glaze the windows on the short bus with anti-freeze.....

Hey Don Rickles, 1950 called and it wants its joke back.

See, when you aren't talking about giving some broad an Alabama Hot Pocket, you can't compete. That was just stupid.

doode...your av is a gif of a guy blasting come & you're complaining about jr high humor. ROFL

Uh, no. It's not a guy blasting cum. Those are rays are coming from the tv, Albert "Einsteen". The guy jerking off is symbolic to me wasting time on message boards.

HAHAHA GET IT SEE WHAT HE DID THERE WITH THE KINDERCARE REFERENCE!!! AND THEN...AND THEN! HE MENTIONED THE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED FOR GOOD MEASURE BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!! OH SHIT HE SAID ANTI-FREEZE TOO LOLOLOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

said no one, ever.

This thread used to be entertaining. Now it's just ridiculous. :(

Wow that's deep...

some real highbrow comedy, eh hatch??? ROFL much more sophisticated than our sophomoric fart jokes. :(

IM GOING TO GIVE LUV A PINK SOCK AND LICK HER RIM UNTIL HER DADDY SHOOTS CUM INTO MAH EYEBALLZ. ANDY REED HAS A 2" COCK.

says all the unoriginal Iggle troll fans on a Chiefs MB

There's a lot of truth to that, wharf worker.

Oh, you really ****ed up in my rare 4 hours of sober.

I'm holding you to that!:cuss:

crickets

I miss the angry drunken German. :(

luv.. show us your boobies!

Lame.

Why, because one of you whiney little Nancy bitches will report me if I do?

WAAAAHHHH!!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!!!

says ChiTown.

which is worse: ChiTown or Andy Reid's drafts since 2009?

Noobs...

i know!! friggin' noobs ****ing it up for everyone! good thing we're rookies

"Robert D. Ephius" photo from his EMB profile

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/fi...le-480x350.jpg

LMAO

Robert "Triple D" Ephius, for the love of God, PUT A FREAKING SHIRT ON, "brah".

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[QUOTE=KCChiefsFan88;9331174]"Robert D. Ephius" photo from his EMB profile

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL


The Planet nevar sleeps....:clap:LMAO

He can't. It would strangle his 4th chin.

Why is that mouse in yer' pocket wearing a Vick jersey?...

Haha, yeah Bro! That's me!
Got any more good ammo in your bag of hairy chorizo, Twink?

Hey fat man, put on a shirt.

This thread has turned into a waste. I'm not sure why I keep coming back and checking to see what's going on.

Ha! Yeah man, totally! That was F in' comedy gold there, Bro! Good stuff.

ROFL

It is like a bad car accident you can't look away from.

So now it's come kind of challenge?

Throw some $#it this way you teethy monkey...