Stop getting behind the wheel please.
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I got the reins, you push the wheel.
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I've begun wishing the Led Zeppelin drummer played a little quieter.
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I think if we're all being honest here, Werther's candies are really tasty.
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I wish the people in front of me at a concert would sit the **** down.
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I go home waxing poetic about my city and my daughter says "Isn't Lil Wayne's audience like really really old now?" Geezer rap. Im still not talking to her. |
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I've been told I have really exquisite firm tight balls like a 20 year old, quite nice for a guy about to turn 60.
I owe it all to wearing bikini briefs to keep my junk from sagging into old man balls. |
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