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Chiefshrink 03-30-2013 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9541371)
It didn't help when in 2006, I came face to face with a 5 foot long Atlantic Barracuda that bared its teeth at me while snorkeling in Mexico.

I'd never swam so fast in my life as I did that morning. There were people on the shore that saw it coming at me, too.
And here is the legit rationale !! HELLO !!!!!!!!!;)

Sorter 03-31-2013 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9542371)
Noodling, isnt that where some 70 pound catfish pulls you into a snag and drowns you? yeah no thanks, i'll throw out a line full of stink or cut bait and drink beer shoreside.

Gigging frogs is fun though.
I like ****ing around with all sorts or reptiles despite better judgement and there is no ****ing chance in hell I'll ever go noodling.

I mean, it would take a lot of alcohol.

Discuss Thrower 03-31-2013 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 9541212)
Next fear on your list....anal fissure.

Enjoy! :thumb:
No. I have no problem with blood.

rockymtnchief 03-31-2013 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9541811)
Pussy.

Horses will obey your every command if you give them enough carrots.

Or kick them hard enough, I guess.
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Fishpicker 03-31-2013 07:38 AM
my most irrational fear is that I'll end up on World Star Hip Hop in a viral fight/knockout video. I never go to bars anymore because of that. the upside of that is I never have bar tabs anymore.

EagleRob 03-31-2013 09:24 AM
Afraid I'm going to bite into a Cadbury egg and there will be a real raw egg in the middle

ThaVirus 03-31-2013 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Fishpicker (Post 9543334)
my most irrational fear is that I'll end up on World Star Hip Hop in a viral fight/knockout video. I never go to bars anymore because of that. the upside of that is I never have bar tabs anymore.
LMAO LMAO

I don't think many people here will catch the reference, but that's pretty damn funny.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-31-2013 10:06 AM
Hearing Omaha Omaha out of the mouth of a Chief QB

Carlota69 03-31-2013 10:38 AM
Puking and flying, and the fears are married sometimes.

When I was little, I guess I got really sick and all I remember was puking no matter what I did, or where I turned. I rem,DMV them holding a bucket underneath me as we walked down the stairs. I think it has completely traumatized me. Now when I feel sick, I freak out and I will do anything not to puke. And I certainly can't be around it or see it on tv or in real life. Holding someone's hair whole they're sick? Count me the **** out. It's created other fears like getting cancer and...flying.

So I take Valium on flights with Dramamine. It helps curb both fears...

My fear of lurking has also been key in me not being a big drink and is huge I mew being able to suit smoking. So it HS it's good things as wello:-)

frankotank 04-01-2013 01:24 PM
watched the games with my dad yesterday.
came home and quickly realized that I'm afraid of the bowl of fruit sitting on the dining room table.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K3y12lfde1...OrangeLGBT.jpg

Graystoke 04-01-2013 01:50 PM
Bisquit roll tubes scare the shit outa me.

Not sure why, but when they pop, I shart.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8154/7...b7dbb63d_z.jpg

frankotank 04-01-2013 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 9546312)
Bisquit roll tubes scare the shit outa me.

Not sure why, but when they pop, I shart.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8154/7...b7dbb63d_z.jpg
that's not irrational. those things are dangerous.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/acc...cuit_brain.htm

MOhillbilly 04-01-2013 02:13 PM
I have no fear.

Sorter 04-01-2013 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 9543318)
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He had no carrots.

Fish 04-01-2013 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 9541802)
I'm scared of horses.

Those mother****ers will stomp your shit in a second I swear!
Cure your fear Mongo style...

http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/4171/mongo.gif

Horses can be assholes...


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