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Katipan 04-12-2023 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16899786)
That means I've missed a lot of signals at tourist sites. I hope I didn't offend those women.

Even if you did we’re trained to suppress it.
But sleep with one eye open.

BEAVER 04-12-2023 02:56 PM

Anyone have a rubber band around their wallet?

Katipan 04-12-2023 02:59 PM

Senior citizens are the fastest growing demographic for STD rates.
You’d be better to have a rubber in your wallet.

TLO 04-12-2023 03:01 PM

I'm 34.
Am I old?

TLO 04-12-2023 03:01 PM

Good God. I've practically grown up on this site.

ChiTown 04-12-2023 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Hill (Post 16899805)
I'm 34.
Am I old?

https://media.tenor.com/N9yJ9gUpX48A...ff-go-away.gif

T-post Tom 04-12-2023 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BEAVER (Post 16899795)
Anyone have a rubber band around their wallet?

Anyone have a rubber band around their scrotum? Not a fan of the genital man bun, but I can’t afford a plastic surgeon. Age & gravity make strange bedfellows.

InChiefsHeaven 04-12-2023 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kozzman555 (Post 16899193)
I'm in La Vista. Before I agree to hang out, I need to know how jacked up your sense of humor is. Mine is at an 11, so I gotta know if I'll need to dial it down or not lol.

I'm in Papio...you know, the OTHER side of the tracks...:evil:

notorious 04-12-2023 03:51 PM

This thread smells like stale piss and unrealized dreams.

Abba-Dabba 04-12-2023 04:11 PM

In my early 20's I was kind of horrified to find out that pubic hair turns grey.

Now that the process has started, well, let's say it is what it is.

FlaChief58 04-12-2023 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16899723)
Why do young Japanese women always make peace signs in photos?

https://www.intrepidtravel.com/adven...peace-sign.jpg

Because they want to love you long time, but not if you're too buku so I'm out

Hog Rider 04-12-2023 04:36 PM

...with a knick knack paddy wack give a dog a bone.....

Ring a bell anyone?

FlaChief58 04-12-2023 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Rider (Post 16899921)
...with a knick knack paddy wack give a dog a bone.....

Ring a bell anyone?

Did she post bail?

Hog Rider 04-12-2023 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 16899924)
Did she post bail?

Nope. This old man came rolling home.

Hog Rider 04-12-2023 04:43 PM

This old man he played two. He played knick knack on my shoe...


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