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Great Expectations 08-24-2017 09:36 PM

Ishtar? I remember it running on late night local channels a lot as a kid.

Pepe Silvia 08-24-2017 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 13033675)
I was in the theater watching this, and during a big scene towards the end of the movie where the chick discovers Costner has gills behind his ears, somebody in the theater yelled "You're ****ING A FISH!" Comedy Gold.

ROFL

I had to watch it in my HS history class, it was supposed to be a gift to everyone. Pfffft. I'll never forget the scene when he uses an actual rope as a ****ing bungee cord and swings back up with his legs still in tact, the whole room busted out laughing and scoffing at the sheer stupidity of it.

listopencil 08-24-2017 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 13033678)
This Jerry Lewis Movie is allegedly so bad that it won't be released until ten years from now. It's supposedly the Holy Grail of terrible movies:

https://consequenceofsound.net/2017/...p=facebook-ads

I, for some reason, am incredibly intrigued by that movie. Something about the idea compels me. It's a sickness.

dilligaf 08-24-2017 11:23 PM

Breakfast of Champions. Starring Bruce Willis. Filmed in Twin Falls ID about a car dealer. I actually worked at the dealership where they filmed it. Terrible.

Baby Lee 08-24-2017 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 13035092)
I had to watch it in my HS history class, it was supposed to be a gift to everyone.

ROFL - Speaking of reward viewings, we had a throwback math teacher in HS [late 80s and he had jet black helmet hair and a pornstache. Wore short sleeve velour collared shirts].
Went on and on over the final month [in the spring semester] about how, if we behaved we would get 'a' movie day on the final day.

Below is a clip from what he provided after all our 'good behavior.' Keep in mind, in other classes we were getting things like 'Back to the Future' and that was just because it was the last day, not because we'd met any objectives or anything. About halfway through he got tired of our snickering, turned it off, and muttered about how unappreciative we were. I don't know for sure, but he may have stepped out a moment to shed some tears of disappointment.

Prepare your anus. . . .

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/pNT3H4_R3fw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ThaVirus 08-25-2017 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 13034968)
13 pages and no League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen? That was the biggest piece of shit movie ever made and it forced Sean Connery in to retirement.

Nah, that one was pretty entertaining. The premise was cool, too. Kind of a shared universe before it was a craze.

Mosbonian 08-25-2017 08:16 PM

Old school bad from the 80's...

The Warrior and the Sorceress....

From the 90's...

Showgirls

Speaking of movies you go to see because the wife wants to but you hate it....

Bridges of Madison County....

And some others just for kicks....

Any of the Scooby-Doo movies
Knowing
The Last Airbender
Green Lantern

TimBone 08-25-2017 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 13020772)
So awful in its 80's schlock that it was great, lol.

Deathstalker is another. I remember it being terrible, but it had Barbi Benton and Lana Clarkson in it. Let's just say they made a huge impression in young Bowser's mind -

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Bowser you're an asshole. I saw your post, and actually switched from tapatalk to web browser to click on the NSFW tabs, expecting to see some vintage boobies. The following is what I got after all my efforts:

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...e9c4f5cedf.jpg

TimBone 08-25-2017 08:59 PM

Also, I nominate Son of the Mask.

One of the many reasons Jamie Kennedy should be shot dead.

Al Bundy 08-26-2017 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 13038018)
Also, I nominate Son of the Mask.

One of the many reasons Jamie Kennedy should be shot dead.

Ahh yes, The Mask Semen.

Al Bundy 08-26-2017 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 13035125)
Nah, that one was pretty entertaining. The premise was cool, too. Kind of a shared universe before it was a craze.

No way. That is the only movie I ever walked out of and yelled "**** this movie" on the way out.

notorious 08-26-2017 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 13022134)
Son of the Mask was a piece of shit.

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Pepe Silvia 08-27-2017 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 13021829)
Envy, with Jack Black and Ben Stiller. I didn't chuckle once but thought something was going be funny in it so I stayed throughout not wanting get up to go to the bathroom. Even the dead horse floating down the river wasn't funny & that's where all the "poo" went that VaPooRize spray can to clean up dog poop & make it disappear.


Movie ****ing sucked.

It could have been funny for a SNL skit but not funny movie.

The only part I liked was when he was talking to Christopher Walkens character in the bar, he asked him where he worked and he said "Preztel Kiosk."

NJChiefsFan 08-27-2017 11:44 PM

Turbulence 3(or any of them) or Jason X.

Otter 08-28-2017 06:11 PM

Unequivocally the worst movie: Artificial Intelligence


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