ROFL ROFL - reminds me of Carolla's great bit on how Ray Steven's commercials have all these wacky songs, then has to get somber for a moment to note 'Evry thang's byuuuutiful, . . . in its own waaaaay'

Heee heee, we got!!! Gitarzan [squeet deedly-ee], we got Ahab the Arab!!! here comes THE STREAK!!! ETHEL DON"T LOOK!!!!! . . . .

'Evry thang's byuuuutiful, . . . in its own waaaaay'

Then there's The Mississippi Squirrel Revival [wahnt dahnt dahhh!!!]

Guitarzan was a damn good song. Guitarzan and his jungle band They're all you can stand Give 'em a hand Guitarzan!

I don't know what people are expecting from this. It's a 13 year old girl being produced by a record house that is dedicated to pumping out generic kiddie pop. It's exactly what it is intended to be.

This ain't Mozart folks.

Lyrical analysis, continued.

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Analysis: It's about childbirth (ooh ooh) and about the hope that parents have for their children the first time they lay eyes upon them (yeah yeah).

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Analysis: The early part of the stanza is about enlightenment. Her eyes open, things are fresh to her. However, real-world pressures bring her down from this enlightenment ("go downstairs"), and drag her into the mundane (eating cereal). She is then forced into conformity with society (going to the bus stop to catch the bus, which is full of other people who have done the same), but then she sees an alternative, a means of escape.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Obviously, this is about self-determination. Will she ride in the back seat and let others guide her life, or will she sit in the front seat and lead a purposeful life?


It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

This is about death. Friday represents the end stages of our life, akin to the end stages of the week, and then she talks about "getting down" (dying). Everyone is looking forward to death. It completes the initial birth/life/death cycle of the early stanzas.

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Rebecca Black Friday lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/rebecca-...ay-lyrics.html

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

I ****ing weep.

Hey!..HEY!..HEY!!

Do any of 'em have iPods or Nintendos?
Do any of 'em have a cell phone in their hands?
Do any of 'em smoke a doobie?
Do any of 'em collect thousands of dollars in bonuses from our government while their company is filing for bankruptcy?

Give 'em alot of credit for doing without any of this stuff during the shooting of this soon-to-be-classic video. C'mon, let's hear it!

These final lines are obviously taken virtually directly from a quote by Claythan and refer to his excitement about his next sexual conquest.

At the risk of sounding redundant: Just when the hell is Whensday??

AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!! WE'RE GONNA T-BONE THE BUS AND ALL DIE!!!

Based on the following observation...

The two girls in the car (at the bus stop) AND Rebecca Black have zits near their noses...

...the lyrics should be revised to the following:

You know what zit is
I got zit, you got zit
My zit lives day and night
I got zit, you got zit
Now you know zit

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Wow.... could Nickelback possibly be better?

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CHEA, ACOUSTIC TIME BITCHESSSSS !!!1!1!11