Whatever works for you, I guess. I prefer relationships where I don't act like "a bit of an ass" or give my woman "drama", and get neither in return.

The "with a penis" part only applies before the third child.

Not really. He didn't bother with a pic because he knew it would only generate 78 "PIIHB" responses. :D

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Yeah, but if he can't have her, then he might as well supply some of his, lets say, off (see meat dragon, billay), CP pals with whack off material.

Sorry to break it to you but there are a ton of things in life that should be simple and straight forward but they aren't.....and women prime among them.

Relationships and marriages are also supposed to be about trust, honesty and fidelity as well. However I hate to inform you that those that are bored and without the spark that comes from a little drama are on Myspace and Facebook trying to get guys they knew from college and high school like me to roll them around in the rack while their husbands and boyfriends aren't looking.

So assuming your wife/girlfriend is still attractive and desirable I recommend you get a little more in tune with reality instead of what is "supposed to be" unless you want to be tasting some other guys junk when you give her a kiss.

You seem to know a lot about shows douchebags watch that I never have.

That doesn't count.

I think that says more about you, and those two-timers, than it does about me, but thanks anyway.

Sorry to hear that but what happened is a lot better than being cheated on.

What damage did you do?

I'm glad I'm too old for all this "social networking" stuff. Dating was hard enough back in the 1970s and 1980s, before cell phones, and Twitter and Facebook and internet dating and such.

We did have answering machines. So you could screen your calls. But elsewise, you had to communicate face to face with a girl.

I had one girlfriend for all four years of undergrad time, and second one for three years during Master's degree chase. Both have been married for years and have their own kids in college now.

I turned out just fine, thanks to the lovely Mrs. Blowfish.
Thanks Mrs. Blowfish!

I know I sound like the Grumpy Old Man from SNL...

"We only had answering machines and no fancy schmantzy IPhones, but we wrote letters by hand and walked them to the mail box and we LOVED IT!!!!"

Also you could have a slump buster if you needed it, and didn't have to worry about anything worse than the clap or crabs -or pregnancy. World is a much more dangerous place for loose sex now.

Yeah. No doubt. Infidelity leaves the jilted party with trust issues and unresolved anger - years later. But, I don't really know too much about that.

Dude, you just crushed your mouse with your right hand.

No kidding. It also destroys families and I feel my daughter is paying a huge price for it.

You lying sack of shit, you don't even like women