LOL!

I wouldn't know.

You just have to break their spirits first. My wife is as docile as a little lamb.

You all seem to have misunderstood. By taking her home, I was not ending the relationship or trying to keep her from my ice cream, I was trying to help her avoid my bad mood. It just wasn't going to happen that night. Not breaking up with her, trying to SAVE the relationship. She wigged out, not me. I made a rude comment and tried stop the insanity.

Jesus, I'm done talking about this. I guess you had to be there to understand the level to which she lost it.

Oh ok. Then write this on a little note card.

"sweetheart, I'm sorry. I'm in a pissy mood. Maybe I should just take you home before I inflict my disease upon your wonderful person."

So this chick flies off the handle unexpectedly, starts ranting and raving, runs to the dude's bathroom, locks herself in, and he is supposed to just ignore it and hope she doesn't slit her wrists with his razor or do something else completely crazy, in his bathroom?

Have you any idea just how fucking insane that sounds, my dear?

My god.
What the hell kind of girls are you dating?


There's a whole slew of other things she could have been doing.

Like. OH I DUNNO. washing her face and reapplying her makeup.
Or just getting a break from being bitched at about nothing.


I can bet there isn't a guy in this world that I've ever dated that would worry about his toothbrush if I locked myself in his bathroom.

Errr, yes, you were. You may not have realized it at the time (or now), but you set that into action.

Have you ever lived with a woman? You jnow, besides relations?

I'd be worried more about fixtures and infrastructure.

No. I'm sure they'd be more concerned about double-taps to the chest or pungi sticks.

Thank you

There are other things she could have been doing, but from the sounds of things this dame has a history of being a little off balance. If they were at her place it is easy to walk away, when it is your place you tend to worry a tad bit more.

Of course, if you all wouldn't act like a bunch of women and lock yourselves in the batroom in the first place, we wouldn't have to worry about this, now would we? What a completely weird way to handle such situations.

In essence, that's what I was trying to do. Not with the flowery language, but then again it's kind of hard when you are in a bad mood.

Yes, that's EXACTLY what you do. I took me a very long time, and considerable pain, to learn how to deal with females in such a situation.

Did you even read my original post?

The last bitchy thing I said was, "If I wanted chocolate ice cream I would have bought it." After that she was the one shrieking uncontrollably at the top of her lungs and I was the voice of reason.

Trust me, she was NOT washing her face or doing shit with her makeup. She was yelling at me from inside the bathroom and I could hear her stomping around. I take blood pressure medicine too, and she knows right were it is. In her state, I could easily have seen her dump it all down the sink.

Face it, you're just trying to stick up for WOMEN not this woman. She lost control, I was in a bad mood. Big difference.