Pics or it didnt/doesnt happen

I am 38 years old. My first memory of the Eagles was my parent's party for SB 15 that we lost. A homer after 32 years of heartbreaking seasons? If that's what a homer is, then consider me the biggest homer in Philly, Chizzle Chest.

This is the first common phrase I have heard between our two planets.

And I can't post pics. I'm a n00b.

I know I'm going to regret trying to reason with you like a normal human being, but how exactly does posting about the Eagles (or off topic discussions) on the Eagles owned message board make you more of a homer than posting on an Eagles themed message board? Please explain this to me? And if posting there merely denotes support of the organization.. well duh, why would that be shameful? We are fans you know. I mean, shockingly.. I even own jerseys and hats and stuff!

I was at that party...My doctor thinks thats where I contracted herpies.

Real talk here, Fella, my dad IS a doctor. ROFL

There has definitely been some confusion. I'm not a mod.

I know you speak for yourself. I have noticed a few others in other threads, but there were some that I'd only noticed in here. I guess I wasn't asking you specifically, but you in general.

BTW, if me not being a mod in anyway interferes with you all being nice to me, then you are welcome to continue thinking I am. :D

Oh, and forgive my bitchiness. It happens sometimes. :)

This dude is completely off his rocker, hatch. He preaches about message boards like some political ranting nutjob. A message board, hatch!! A F ing message board!!! ROFL

The real question is, does Chip Kelly slip his undies on while he still has the towel on?

I know as if we aren't all losers for posting on message boards ROFL

It's cracking me up that you're calling me hatch ROFL. It's so JJ!

Don't sweat it. You should meet binkybink on our MB. That bitch will chew up any dude and spit him off the top of Lincoln Financial Field.

:)

Yeah screw that nasty bitch!

ROFL I like you. And I will get an answer for you on that within a few days.

You'll definitely catch on to lexicon around here if you stay long enough. "Your and idiot" is a common one. "Die in a fire" or anything about "AIDS trees" are others. NTTAWWT = not that there's anything wrong with that, and it's typically a gay reference. Any new female poster typically gets the "Tits or get the **** out". And thank you for using zeroes instead of capital O's in the word n00b. The thread title drives me insane. :) Let's see, ah, yes, there are also the grammar police.

I'm already dating this chic I met on twitter, sorry bro. She was just in a car accident and has aids. Pray for her

I'm actually more of a bitch to other female posters. It's totally a jealousy thing. Chances are, they're hotter than me, and I just can't stand for that.

You just have to let her do what she is gonna do. If she sinks her teeth in, just don't move. It won't hurt as bad. After that, she's pretty cool.

LMFNutsO!!!!!!! ROFL

:)

This smiley makes me laugh.. I don't really get why it's spins.

Understood. binkybink is pretty hot. I've seen nudes of her.

Hey pal.

This better not be true! :eek:

Is what that bitch would say if she read this.

I've heard binky has a pinkie-sized clitoris. Can you confirm?

ROFL

Do you fall asleep on the phone with her and wake up to her breathing on the other end?

We should petition Mod 5 to bring it to the EMB. :)

Also, this one. :spock:

I'll put in a call to his office at NovaCare.

So, what did make you all decide to come here? And how did you decide who would come? Did the ones who drew the short straws have to be the ones to come?

If he'd ever get out of those PR meetings he might have time for that.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

I'm dyin over your edit.

Yeah we talk every night on the phone, but I've never heard her voice...

Nah. Just trying to get some MB cred.

ROFL

Road trip for shits and giggles. See what ya'll thought of AR, etc.

Buwahaha!!!! Careful Bro, she might have a big veiny dong.

My dad met her, I guess shes hot from what he says

That's cool if your pop approves. He didn't try to sneak a thumb up her butt or anything, did he?

Since this has become the catch all thread of sorts, I can pose a random question in here without starting a thread. I'm getting a tattoo tomorrow, and I'm trying to decide what to get. I have three (one my left ankle, one around my right ankle, and one above my right shoulder blade). Mostly roses, and one is the Chinese symbols for "destiny" (and, yes, I researched what the symbols were and took them into the artist, so I know that's what they say).

Anywho, I'm debating. I'm not wild about dragonflies, but they look cool and I like what they symbolize. Also, I love to write (my original username here was luv2rite), so I thought maybe a quill writing a quote. If I go that route, I have to decide on a saying.

Decisions, decisions. Any other suggestions?

luv, when you slapped me on my tip the other day, it hurt, and I liked it alot. It gave me a raging hard 4 inches.

AndysMansiere's cack and balls right on your buttcheeks.

A picture of them? Is there something about them that would distinguish them from someone else's? I guess I could use the quill and have it writing that.

Ask him to PM you a pic. If I was gay like Huge Anus, I'd be all over that shit.

Gotta run. Toodles!

ROFL

I'd talk to your artist about scale if you're doing words/sayings. Few tattoos worse than lettering nobody can read 10 years from now.

try this:

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/...9857512943.jpg

where can i find hatch?

between El Paso and Albuquerque.

http://pics2.city-data.com/city/maps4/frs3169.png

I am new. my name is lennay kekua. Who wants to sext?

thanks looch

I hear you all facebook stalked me. I would say that I'm flattered, but it more than creeps me out. I just want to make it clear that I'm joking around with you all in here. The end.

ROFL for real?

that's what they all say

So I've been told. I know we've done it to people that have trolled on here before, but I've never been to that board. You all know my sense of humor, when I'm bored, etc, but I guess they don't? I don't know. I registered over there so I can see what exactly is going on.

this is turning creepy

Don't be. That is probably's forte. He's done it to everyone for shits and giggles. It's an ongoing joke. No harmful intentions on his part.
We know you are joking. As are we.

how do you know someone stalked you on FB?

Yeah. I can't see that forum over there yet. I don't know what pictures are being posted. If that's the case, I guess I've learned my lesson. Don't joke around with opposing fans.

That said, I hate registering at opposing fans sites. This is actually only the second time I've done it. I just feel like I'm cheating or something. LMAO

I don't think it was FB.

These guys aren't too bad, at least they aren't Doncos. Kind of ghey though.

Relax. It was only a couple of harmless photos and as my friend Robert Ephius says, probably does it to everyone. If you don't want people to see your photos, perhaps they shouldn't be public?

We would welcome your presence there.

i didn't see any pics, where are they?

I thought my pictures here were private. I remember setting them to that. Just checked and they weren't (they are now), so I guess that may be it. I hope so, because the whole FB thing creeps me out.

i thought this thread would've had a lock on it already..lol

Step into the world of the troll. Know what it takes to be one. KNOW YOUR ENEMY.

Also, reveal the identity of your mole at once!

LMAO

I'm actually looking forward to reading about how ugly I am. At least I know it, though, so it won't hurt my feelings.

Yeah, that's gonna happen [/sarcasm]

How long does it take to get an account approved over there anyway? Someone already goes by luv over there. :(

You need to work on your self esteem.

Usually a few days. There are over 150k members. Mods are busy.

Bring her some G2

you'd like to do the workin don't you?

Wow, you guys are pretty smart. All of us Chiefs fans way out here in Kansas could learn a thing or three from you.

I'd like to work your face over like a AIDS infested raped silver back gorilla.

sweet av!

meh, you can do better than that

Now you're catching on.

HATCH!!!!!!

Dick

:)

I'm always prepared for the worst. That way, I can truly appreciate any niceties.

Luvvy - Robert truly is the worst