Not so fast there, Mr. Bob Dole. Let's say you have an arrhythmia or something ... a taser could end you right there and then. Even the most prosaic of everyday devices can send a person hurtling unexpectedly off this mortal plane.

For example, my Aunt Wilma was both hydrophobic and allergic to latex. Hit her in the face with a water balloon and the old gal would suffer a potentially fatal seizure before her ass hit the pavement.

The world is a dangerous place.

FAX

As I've said, bitching about the refs is for losers. We've done it for forty ****ing years. Not any more.
Scoreboard, move on.