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Hammock Parties 02-14-2013 04:38 PM
This is so ****ing great.

http://deadspin.com/5984377/stranded...someone-aboard

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Two people were banging in my tent the first night and I watched I was so bored.

Y'all better be enjoying your Valentine's flowers while we're defecating in red plastic bags.

People are spelling "HELP" with their bodies. Our theme song has been Alicia Keys: "This Boat Is On Fire."

Rain Man 02-14-2013 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9402911)
Somehow I don't think they will be handing out "please rate your stay" cards to people as they file off the boat
Do you increase or decrease the standard tips in this situation? You obviously didn't have a great experience, but at the same time your cabin steward was carrying off bags of your feces. It's a tipping conundrum.

CoMoChief 02-14-2013 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9403381)
Do you increase or decrease the standard tips in this situation? You obviously didn't have a great experience, but at the same time your cabin steward was carrying off bags of your feces. It's a tipping conundrum.
Well they run your CC through for a tip percentage or some shit...so no matter what they're getting money from you.

Monty 02-14-2013 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9403068)
Hee Ho Here you go.


Captured by gulf coast pirates
drifting hopelessly at sea
I've been dreaming for your quick return
from the SS minnow you soon will flee.

We'll hug and say I've missed you
I'll be waiting near by in the car
I've got something like a wooden leg
to welcome home your rusty star.

My Castaway Valentine
My heart has ached for you.
While you were tanning on the upper deck
my balls have turned 3 shades of blue.

But if you should not make it back in time
There are 2 reasons I'll be fine
while roses may be red, and violets are blue
a case of beer is cheaper than dinner just for 2

When you disembark the Jolly Roger
walk with dignity and class
But Soon I'll use my One eyed pirate
To knock the barnacles from your ass.

I'm glad you're at home, stop talking..
now remove those soiled clothes.
Tonight I'd better wear a condom
Or I might shoot it out your nose.
Pure greatness!!!

Molitoth 02-14-2013 07:11 PM
Iowanians rep points has to be incredible by writing these poems.
awesome.

Hootie 02-14-2013 07:19 PM
question

is it gay for a group of single dudes to go on a cruise together or...?

does this happen? I'm just thinking of vacation ideas...lots of puss on cruise ships easy to get or...what?

lemonade

BigMeatballDave 02-14-2013 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9403779)
question

is it gay for a group of single dudes to go on a cruise together or...?

does this happen? I'm just thinking of vacation ideas...lots of puss on cruise ships easy to get or...what?

lemonade
Not if it's a hetero singles cruise.

Hootie 02-14-2013 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 9403797)
Not if it's a hetero singles cruise.
sweet

those exist?

Hammock Parties 02-14-2013 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9403779)
does this happen? I'm just thinking of vacation ideas...lots of puss on cruise ships easy to get or...what?
Dude, chicks on cruise ships are easy prey.

In fact they're almost ALL looking to get ****ed.

As soon as they step on board the inhibitions go flying out to sea. People are running game in the lines to get on the ship.

TribalElder 02-14-2013 07:40 PM
Well, I guess this one goes in the "should not go on a cruise ever" side of the argument.

That would be the suck

Hootie 02-14-2013 07:43 PM
Meh.

That's like saying you won't fly because an airplane crashed once.

DaKCMan AP 02-14-2013 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9403802)
Dude, chicks on cruise ships are easy prey.

In fact they're almost ALL looking to get ****ed.

As soon as they step on board the inhibitions go flying out to sea. People are running game in the lines to get on the ship.
Remind us how many cruises you've been on.

Hammock Parties 02-14-2013 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9403858)
Remind us how many cruises you've been on.
I've been on 3 and hooked up 6 times.

Chicks are mad horny for davy jones dick

DaKCMan AP 02-14-2013 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9403859)
I've been on 3 and hooked up 6 times.

Chicks are mad horny for davy jones dick
http://blog.silver-peak.com/wp-conte...networking.jpg

Deberg_1990 02-14-2013 09:29 PM
Ships been coming into dock for about the past 30 minutes. They are about to offload. ,live coverage on CNN.


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