Where the hell is the fun in that? You think you are at Amish Planet or something? A butter churning thread would get some interesting responses. Fire that bad boy up.

Just because you are saying something different, doesn't make it right in this case. Like I said, we have heard the same shit, from the GM to the HC, to the media etc, for years. And assholes have gotten on CP and trolled and spewed, and it's pissed people off.


The first round QB franchise QB has been discussed ad nauseum on this site. Over and over. Yet everytime some new guy comes around and brings up the same shit we've heard over and over, it gets re hashed. If more new guys would just keep a low profile for a while and actually listen to whats being said around here, they would learn alot of shit. There are a good nmber of great, knowledgeable posters here who know more football than i've dreamed of. So yeah, when new guys come on here and start shitting on guys who have pretty ****ing good track records on this stuff, they are going to fire back out of frustration.

So, sorry if it bothers you or if you can't handle it.

That doesn't ungay the existence of the mob.

But I'm glad it was made, because if nothing else, antagonizing them gives me comic relief during study breaks.

Dissenting opinion? Give me a break.

Saying "I disagree" doesn't have to be the equivalent of putting a flaming bag of dog poop on your porch, which is EXACTLY what we've been putting up with for months.

And if you do disagree fine, make your argument. If it makes sense, it will more than likely be debated here, as this is a pretty damn good site for debate.



But if it's moranic ass garbage, you'll probably get shit on. Don't come on here starting with saying how smart you are and the things you say are right no matter what even when they are proven wrong.


Basically, don't be a bitch.

Yeah, but the initial comments and the overreaction by grown men break up the daily Geno Smith circle-jerk, or, shall I say, mobturbation seesion.

Yep, post bullshit like Bowe wouldn't have suitors on an open market, Teo at 1, or compare Geno to any and all black QB's, and expect to get ripped.

Blackbob's Uncle folks

In his defense, Teo is looking really solid at # 1 and Geno is like a younger version of Mike Vick...

ROFL

That should be good for about another 100 posts.

See, and that's where you lose credibility. Your brain is devoid of any potential sense that maybe someone is just busting your balls because you simply allow them to.

Too easy.

That doesn't even make any sense.

I'm not part of any Geno Smith circle-jerk nor am I part of the "mob".

I do, however, expect people that come here to talk football to not be complete ****ing morons.

whew!!

i thought i was in trouble until you said "complete" ****ing morons...

i'm an incomplete ****ing moron, so i'm still safe... whew!

"Geno smith...Geno Smith... Geno Smith"-->Initial comments (by said antagonist)-->GRRR by grown men-->rational people laughing-->ban antagonist-->back to Geno Smith

Does that help you understand?

...or I was having fun myself. Serious business!!

Uh-oh we've got a Dr. Phil watching badass over here.

I do bet you are the douche that corrects people that your name is Dr. Douchebag when they don't give you the title.

Understand what? That you can create hypotheticals that haven't actually happened?

I can make up shit too. But I prefer to stick to the facts.

Back to the medullary interstitial osmotic gradient in the nephron of the kidney:sulk:

Dude, I'm sure you're prepping for a nice paycheck but that just sounds AWFUL.

why is this thread not locked?

Because we like staring at car wrecks...

Especially when someone died...

Yeah, burn it with fire. Heeeeeeeeeeeee gone.

Renal is. It's all about electrochemical/concentration gradients, transporters, and stuff that is really boring.

The kidney blows.

So I should donate mine to science?

The renal system isn't that bad. Come on bro. Proteins pull and water pushes. End of story.


You med school guys.

ROFL

I'm going to roll into the test having studied that and that only.

I'll let you know how it works out.

Pre or postmortem?
Pre-You die
Post- Eh, not much contribution outside of helping M1's learn anatomy. All the studies cited in class are done by injecting some sort of dye with certain properties and quantifying how the kidney handles it. Not much can be found in a dead kidney.

Can they experiment on it while it's still in my body?

Well, you actually only need one................so

My dad is a urologist.

Oh, and he also loves a good rape joke.

Yeah, that's the idea behind injecting things into your bloodstream and seeing how the kidneys handle them. The substances are filtered, secreted, reabsorbed, and excreted at different rates and that's how we can quantify clinically relevant values.

However, this is rarely done outside of research studies. But if you committed to one, they would do that:thumb:

True.......but alterations in GFR would alter your ability to compensate for changes in blood pressure, which would restrict you to a shitty diet.

And I was assuming he meant both.

If my kid got a PhD in listening to music, I would expect him to be telling me dumb rape jokes too. And I would laugh because he's my kid.

Enjoy your exam. I'm going to take it easy and get paid to know stuff. Which is what I do every day.

My life kicks ass.

Well, probably in the short term. But the single kidney could produce the BP regulating hormones at an increased rate if needed, IIRC.


It would alter it, but it is somewhat compensated by the body and would require some treatment.

Did you really get a PhD in listening to music?


If so that's ****ing awesome.
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True, my renal physiology teacher said the current literature strongly suggests restricting the diet because of potential insult to the existing kidney. Insult the lone kidney, and you'll have one hell of a time getting a transplant.

That makes two of us:thumb:

Also, I know you're just flipping me shit about musicology, but I have a sinking feeling you actually don't know much about what it is I research and teach.

Saying I got a Ph.D. in listening to music is like saying a historian got a Ph.D. in reading stories all day.

In reality, I rarely listen to music as a part of my research. Musicology is a field that requires you to know a little bit about everything if you want to be REALLY good at it. Much of my work involves every bit as much the grit and painstaking dedication required of historians. It also requires that I be good in languages, have a very strong grasp of philosophy and critical theory, and know a little bit about as many fields as possible. If you want more details, I'd be happy to elaborate.

But besides research, I also organize baroque concerts involving the students and faculty, find guest performers and lecturers, and direct the ensembles. Oh, yeah, I'm an experienced performer at the piano, organ, and harpsichord too. I suppose I could be just be really good at "listening to music like a DJ" as you say it. Maybe I should start with my own? You know... the dozens and dozens of recorded hours of music performed and interpreted by ME.

Feel free to call my degree a glorified DJ again. It will just make you look like a ****ing idiot.

Oops! I said ****. I forgot this is serious. I'm educated, I have to be serious all the time. Seriously serious. No rape jokes. Always serious....

...

..

serious...

Unless your name is John Phillips

I will qualify your work as long as you can come up with something remotely logical as to why a girl who comes into the ED broken both mentally and physically is funny. I've also seen you qualify rape as natural because animals do it too, yet it doesn't have nearly the same profound effect as it does in humans, specifically vulnerable girls who have been traumatized, likely for the rest of their life.

Yes, i know you're joking, and I am joking about you being glorified DJ as well. I know they don't dish out PhD's like candy. But just as you think me calling you a glorified DJ makes me look like a ****ing idiot, I think you qualifying rape as something to joke about makes you look like a ****ing idiot.

I'm gonna need a history lesson on that one. That's a bit before my time.

Rape is funny.

Songwriter, singer, band member of the Mamas and Papas, married to Michelle Phillips in the 60's, who spawned China Phillips of Wilson/Phillips fame and MacKenzie Phillips of One Day At a Time with another woman.

John was a major alcoholic, had renal failure, promised never to drink again if he received new kidneys, then began drinking the day he was released from the hospital.

Ban this thread.

LMAOLMAO

Thanks

Trust me, 1 day in the ED will change that. The girls I've seen might as well be corpses immediately after the incident.

It's a long process just getting them to function properly again, let alone get back to normal. It ****ing sucks, and it's sad.

I heard it was funny here on CP. Is it not true?

Ask DJ SNRazz

This thread rocks.

I've never once made that argument.

AIDS is a terrible disease. It's slow, agonizing, and deadly. I wish the Planet would stop making AIDS tree jokes.

And drinking anti-freeze? Don't they know what that would DO to a human body? God. I want no part of that kind of humor.

I'm pickling my body with booze right now.

Just the name Rambozo, Ram****o, Blackbob or whatever name this ****wad is using, makes me sick. Please make it end.

LOL. Talk to Phil about that.

switch to antifreeze garnished with a slice of fruit from a burning aides tree....

Nah, I would have been just another nail.

This one's for BlackBob

http://i.imgur.com/XOSOhIi.gif

He'll just bitch that DJ was getting taken out of the play.

Matter of time before there's a thread like this one for b14ckmon

Change his name to B14ckbobmon

That dude is not blackbob.

I know, but he's just as dumb

This place has gone to hell since blackbob left

So has blackbob tried to come back yet?

Can I please get a re-vote? I never got 51% of the vote to be banned. Can we remove the third option and vote with the first two options? If people don't want to vote, they don't have to. If I get voted away, I'll never come back.

No ****ing around this time. I mean it.

I've cleared the air. I've addressed everything. I've admitted serious mistakes.

Please give me a second chance.

You haven't admitted shit. You have literally done the exact same thing every time you've been banned.

You have had multiple chances.

Be a man and don't play little games (qualifiers) and don't say stupid shit and then argue with the whole board about it. And you could probably be ok.

Here's a hint, if everyone disagrees with you, especially around here where we never get a consensus, you are most likely wrong.
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LMAO

Stop outing yourself and nobody will know. But once you're outed, you're gone. That's the way it works.

ROFL

He's way too easy to spot. Its a great game.

You always know he's going to show up sometime, never know when though. Keeps me on my toes.

I will give props for no red or animal in the user name, still on the "b's" though
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Can we do one of these for Knowmo?

We could give bob his chance and let there be a poll. Knowshit vs bob death match.
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Someone needs to go back and quote what that maniac was saying about Bill Walsh earlier today for posterity.


What a lunatic.

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(sung to the tune of jingle bells)

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I love the way Sorter goes Hannibal Lechter over this guy. LMAO

Both go if there is a tie.
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Its ****ing awesome.
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