You're a chick!?

And how reeruned Pioli is.

Someone wanna give me the Reader's Digest condensed version of this tripe; or am I gonna have to skim the WHOLE thread?

PLEASE??? Someone, who's paying attention..."help!" :toast:

FTR, Mr. Vaginitas...you may want to develop the thick-skin you've often suggested. Just sayin'.

cdcox summed up it up pretty well:

After that, people started taking shots at Dane, defending him. People questioned why R8ers wasn't banned and if CP should have more moderation or another mod.

This is oversimplified, but...

P.S. "Audio" = "pedo"

Dane and a Raider troll are fighting it out...

Raider guy says something like "Go back to making your porn movies"

Dane says, "Yeah, with your mom, wife and daughter."

Turns out daughter is 14, so Raider troll calls Dane a pedo...

Dane does not approve, calls for bannination.

Bannination does not ensue...

Dane leaves forever.

The story I'm getting is that Dane just asked for the pedo posts to be deleted, not for R8ers to be banned.

The title of the PM I received was "Can someone please ban this ass?"

How would that have changed anything?

Same here.

Hmmm....that seems pretty straightforward. :shrug:

He had his reasons. I'm going to leave it at that.

Interesting.

From what I've heard, Dane went to Kyle first, and asked the posts to be deleted. When he received no response, he PM'd the mods.

Not that any of that matters, just relaying what I've heard.

So basically it was either ban him or delete the pedo posts or I'm out?

ROFL

I'm making a huge leap here, but did it hit to close to home for Dane?

If he'd asked me for the posts to be deleted, I might have obliged had the first thing I saw of the whole thing not been "**** ALL OF YOU - Delete my account."

And I have no clue why he'd think Kyle would get involved in something like this. When's the last time Kyle got involved in moderating around here?

Yes....Yes.....Let the butthurt flow through you

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/badass-emperor.jpg

he'll be back
isn't he a drafturbator?

Sometimes people just overreact to stuff. Like what happened to Mr. Baby Lee that one time when he tried to steal that key lime pie by stuffing it in his pants. Sure, he was walking funny as he left the restaurant, but that was no reason for the manager to call the police and demand the immediate return of his pie, graham crust and all. After all, when a man wants free pie and, as a result, demonstrates an obvious willingness to suffer through an extreme case of key lime pie pants, people really need to show a little understanding.

FAX

No idea. Found it odd myself.

Dddaaaannnngggiiiittttttttttt

I'm beginning to wonder about this situation, to be honest.

On this board, it's perfectly permissible to tell someone to get AIDs, kill themselves, or claim that their mother had sexual relations with an entire troop of orangutans suffering from parasitic mange, but it's improper to call someone an audiophile?

This deal is a bit of a mystery, to be sure.

FAX

With all of the horrific shit that occurs here, this causes a cornerstone member of CP to leave?



Words can't describe......

I knew my "should dane leave cp forever" thread would get to him sooner or later...

I'm kind of thinking that, when Mr. DaneMcCloud doesn't receive what he considers to be a sufficient amount of respect, regard, and/or admiration, he gets angry.

So, when the mods didn't respond to his requests/demands, he took that as a personal affront and insult.

To my mind, it's really the only explanation for this deal.

FAX

Dane is reading this thread like:

"But...but...but...thats not how it's supposed to be!! You guys shouldn't be making fun of me and having fun at my expense! You're supposed to be begging me to come back! I'm ****ing Dane ****ing McCloud! I own half of hollywood and my wife owns 20 businesses including 5 businesses on Mars!! I'm important to this board!! Why is everybody joking?!?!?! Why isn't R8er banned!!!?"

Dane usually gives colorful comments back to a poster that he is clashing with and moves on.


This is out of character. Hopefully he is doing OK in the real world.

how has this thread not died?

bluewaffles?

Do not Google Blue Waffles.

I REPEAT, DO NOT GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLES.

I couldn't help myself. That's...something.

LMAO Thanks for the heads up.

:LOL:

Mr FAX, you certainly have a twisted mind. I envy you for that.

You'd think with the name being Blue Waffles, it would involve waffles. But it doesn't.

That's the other potentially troubling aspect of this situation, of course. Sometimes, when people overreact on ChiefsPlanet, it's indicative of RL issues. I know that's what happened with Mr. milkman when he mistakenly grabbed his MP3 player instead of his new testicle massage device and Zamfired his junk.

FAX

Because of all the audiophiles who keep posting.


OOOPS! I just did. :banghead:

Damn my curiosity. :banghead::banghead:

LMAO

Didn't think it was that, did ya?

Also, do not Google the Pain Olympics. I regret that.

lol tempting...

Trojan MAN!!!:hump:

You will be crying and wanting to remove your eyeballs from your socket after watching the first 10 seconds of it.

No thanks... I've learned my lesson.

I told you not to google it.....

And that was good advice.

a lesson I learned after tubgirl.

I've seen tub girl posted in the forum on the Post Dispatch's website. LMAO

Compared to the Pain Olympics, that's nothing.

This thread is hoc worthy. I should be sleeping but can't put the iPhone down. Just caught up. What a fantastic read.

Dane; goodnight, sweet prince.

does dane quitting like a b*tch change the douche of the year results?

Forget it dude. Nobody, but nobody is qualified to unseat the guy who won that title.

It took 930 posts for someone to say this.

Well done, H5N1, well done.

Fitting. I've often thought that the St. Louis Post-Dispatch was the tubgirl of major newspapers.

Well, I don't have an opinion about the P-D one way or another, but I know tubgirl was posted on the forum by a troll because he was banned after he was whining about dumb shit.

Interesting that he disabled the "Last activity" option. So now no one except the mods will know when he's lurking.

A lot of people do that. I don't find that to be uncommon.

THe DwaneMcCloud mult is lurking in someone's mind. THey're just not drink enough to pull the trigger.

oh shit...

The timing of it is. I'm pretty sure you could see it until after some hrs after he created this thread

Obsess much?

I think that's incorrect. I think he chose the option for others not to see what time he was on, if he was currently on CP and him lurking threads. I think Bugeater, just an example, chose that same option.

Do you not see my activity when you go to my profile? Because when I go there, I do.

I don't. I think the only people that are able to see your activity are you and the mods.

Edit: I think each user can see their own activity, but may not be able to see someone else's, unless they are a mod.

I can honestly say I can't remember ever having any problems with Dane. Thats the nice thing about getting old...ya can't remember shit.

Interesting, I thought that's what the "invisible" mode did, but I was never sure. Although I'm not sure why I need to see what my activity is since I know what I'm doing. Or at least I usually do.

Bugeater, I think you're using this mode:

http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/x.../Invisible.jpg

Well thats a bet I would have lost...;)

I've got dibs on Duncan McLeod for the next time i go on a bender.

So Dane's an audiophile and a liar? Interesting.

It makes me wish I had any respect for Dane just so that I could lose it after reading that post.

Hey! It wasn't like I was gonna eat it. I had a chafe to salve!!

wtf happened this weekend? i missed some awesome threads....

I blame all that health food and exercise. Not so healthy now, is it? Should have taken the long view earlier, but hopefully he'll get a week of plenty of burgers and some processed cheeses and he'll come back.

I hope he returns. One beneficial side effect has been to surface a long lurking Dinny! How's the back, Din?

Citric acid on chafe? OUCH!

nope, just confirms it

So when did Dane grow a vagina?

ROFL