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Why I won’t date hot women anymore (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=307130)

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Originally Posted by TigerUppercut (Post 12826013)

It's hard to argue with the people that want to make the claim that God/mother nature didn't create us to establish emotional connections with one human being, it is simply a cultural norm that society chose to create. We are programmed to fornicate, move along, fornicate, etc.

Alex Smith

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12826597)

I ended up with a hooker in Vegas once, by accident. It was a terrible experience.

I've heard of this website where women ask for favors, like paying their phone bill and stuff, and date you in return. Honest if you ask me.

Did you cum?

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12825767)

Got you on an awful short leash don't she H.I.?

"Better hurry up, I'm in Dutch with the wife..."

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Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12826605)

Details please.

This

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 12825997)

....now now, now honey.....these boys just out of the joint....

I'm saying that me and Dottie are swingers! As in, "to swing..."

Scho did you eat any of those bitches out from behind?

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Originally Posted by BigMeatballBillay (Post 12827244)

Scho did you eat any of those bitches out from behind?

If you do it right, you always eat some ass.

Pack a strand of anal beads up your ass and rip them out like your starting a chainsaw

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 12827288)

Pack a strand of anal beads up your ass and rip them out like your starting a chainsaw

You know you'll die if you tear your anal wall, right?

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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 12827307)

You know you'll die if you tear your anal wall, right?

Exactly why a compressor and air blower are better

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 12827396)

Exactly why a compressor and air blower are better

Good for cleaning out all types of gutters.

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Originally Posted by BigMeatballBillay (Post 12827244)

Scho did you eat any of those bitches out from behind?

I always make my appointment so I'm the first whoremonger in the morning around 10am for most escorts. I like taking a shower with them for 10-15 minutes and then get down to business. I clean them up real, real good so there are almost no limits......:D

No shower, no chowdown. :shake:

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 12825050)

All the years you are with your wife or girlfriend, you are spending money many times with no sex. If you ever talk to a guy who has gotten divorced, which is about 50% chance, ask them about all the money they give their exes and no more pussy. They are paying a lot more than $400 an hour......trust me on that one. :clap:

So...why can't spouses/girlfriends be gainfully employed in your world?

My wife makes very good money these days. And when I was in law school, she worked to keep us relatively debt free. Then she finished up her masters when I wrapped up and started working.

She's paid for herself and then some. The pussy came free.

Play your cards better next time or don't criticize those who do. Near as I can tell, you're 6 figures into tail if the numbers you have provided us are to be taken at face value.

NO pussy is worth that. Get yourself a fleshlight and a Samsung with the VR gear. If you're willing to pay for some woman to debase herself, I'm not sure where the 'shame' sets in for a high-tech jerk-off rig.

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 12827643)

So...why can't spouses/girlfriends be gainfully employed in your world?

Where do I ever say that ever or even once in any of my comments about escorts?

She's paid for herself and then some. The pussy came free.

That's the story as of today. Time will tell.....:hmmm:

Play your cards better next time or don't criticize those who do. Near as I can tell, you're 6 figures into tail if the numbers you have provided us are to be taken at face value.

I've NEVER criticized ANYONE here for their choices about this. You have not really read or comprehended my comments.

I don't get escorts all the time so I'm not even remotely close to being over $100,000. I go through streaks. Most single or bachelor guys in their mid-50's have spent a bare minimum of $100,000 on dating, wining and dining different women and short term relationships. I just choose now to cut out all the bullshit and have sex immediately when I'm in the mood.

NO pussy is worth that. Get yourself a fleshlight and a Samsung with the VR gear. If you're willing to pay for some woman to debase herself, I'm not sure where the 'shame' sets in for a high-tech jerk-off rig.

According to you your wife is.

I don't need to waste money on a Fleshlight and VR gear to masturbate. Some Kleenex and a little lotion work just fine! :D

You need to get to know me better before you comment as you are wildly off base on each of your points. :rolleyes: