Hey bitches....it's after 11 o'clock.

STFU , please.


:p

Drinking tonight?

the world must hate chocolate chips. i swear.

I think my long-distance girlfriend of 2+ years is in the process of breaking up with me.

When we're together, things are great. When we're apart, I'm disparate and uncommunicative. It's a problem we've had for going on two years now, and only now have I been able to make marginal improvements at that.

But it may be a too little to late thing. I've told her before that I'd work on it, but I always slump back to being detached.

So she knows there's no guarantee these improvements are permanent, and she may not have the patience to find out.

It's different now, in the sense that I feel a fire under my ass to be better. But I can only tell her that. Showing her takes time.

She's been trying to get it out of me for 2+ years. She doesn't think it's going to be any different this time, and I can't say I blame her. Now, I truly feel it will be, but I have no way of assuring her that other than by saying so over and over.

God damn. Bad day.

I bent my wookie.

did everyone see Saddams kitty?

It's that obvious, eh? :hmmm:

ROFL

I'm guessing you probably should have held that in.

Long distance relationships never work..put a period on the end of it and move on..just get another girl..or enjoy being single..;)

Not as bad as I've seen from you.

Give me....say, nine minutes or so? ;)

:p

Posting in a legendary thread.

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

Dear Mr. President,
There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.

P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all of life's problems.