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Dave Lane 06-22-2013 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 9769776)
Time for the plastic sheets.
It was about 3 drops and I didn't even know...

Lumpy 06-22-2013 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 9769758)
I enjoy a lot of random pussy.

Unless they're make it rain rich they'll have to wait until I'm older, or learn to share.
Oh, I see. I think.

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9769769)
I had one that did. She did fess up voluntarily and then just claimed she was marking her territory.

I laughed :)
That girl owes you a new mattress. Marking her territory or not, that shit isn't right.

ghak99 06-22-2013 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9769769)
I had one that did. She did fess up voluntarily and then just claimed she was marking her territory.

I laughed :)
I had one that did it too, but I wasn't laughing because it was swamped. Woke up, realized what the **** had happened, took a shower, and then grudge ****ed it before leaving.

This was years ago and she STILL does it. Some bitches shouldn't drink.

Lumpy 06-22-2013 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 9769798)
Some bitches shouldn't drink.
Or at least know where the hell the toilet is. Speaking of which... excuse me.

(4 glasses of wine, 3 shots of whiskey)

Discuss Thrower 06-22-2013 10:07 PM
So, serious question, I should lie and say I don't have a college degree on job applications right?

Lumpy 06-22-2013 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9769805)
So, serious question, I should lie and say I don't have a college degree on job applications right?
You're lost, buddy. The Job Megathread is down the hall and to the left.

Discuss Thrower 06-22-2013 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9769822)
You're lost, buddy. The Job Megathread is down the hall and to the left.
I fail to see how my question isn't any less relevant to is thread than Hooties exploits or bed pissing anecdotes.

Titty Meat 06-22-2013 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9769690)
Nah.

I just don't need to see a 35 year old mother in yoga pants. Sounds gross.
Dude do you not like cougars?

BryanBusby 06-22-2013 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9769805)
So, serious question, I should lie and say I don't have a college degree on job applications right?
You lie your ****ing ass off is what you do.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-23-2013 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9769805)
So, serious question, I should lie and say I don't have a college degree on job applications right?
You should be gold on dating sites. Most don't care what you make only that you have a degree that you may or may not even be able to use.

I'm looking for...Bachelors Degree
Income:No preference
Job: No preference

ROFL

Titty Meat 06-23-2013 10:14 PM
Got a 43 year old coming over this week

HoneyBadger 06-23-2013 10:59 PM
Got a 26 year old coming now.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2013 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9771786)
Got a 43 year old coming over this week
What's his name?

HoneyBadger 06-23-2013 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9771865)
What's his name?
Probably something old, like Dawn.

ghak99 06-23-2013 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 9771878)
Probably something old, like Dawn.
.... or Frank.


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