"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown

true

Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

I don't know but shes hot.

the man who thought up painted on shirts for women is my hero.

"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush"

"Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

I would have rather he just used a clear coat though

That is too true!

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"

mods? we really are going to let goatboy post an auto play?

Damn you Clay, I had to hit the mute button

Ill try to find one, and I would love to find out if she will let me PIIHB!

that was ****ing annoying