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Miles 01-26-2013 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9344252)
I watched The Long Good Friday a couple of months ago. It's a British gangster movie with Helen Mirren from 1980. It was good. Worth a watch.

Really enjoyed that one. Trying to recall another British gangster flick of that era that was also really good.

Miles 01-26-2013 01:36 AM

Might be thinking of The Long Goodby which is not really a gangster flick but similar name. Also a great movie.

AussieChiefsFan 01-26-2013 06:38 AM

Is Gangster Squad worth watching?

DBOSHO 01-26-2013 08:55 AM

I really enjoyed gangster squad.

It has its flaws, but it was just FUN. Great performances by everyone. Definitely worth my money

AussieChiefsFan 01-26-2013 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DBOSHO (Post 9352231)
I really enjoyed gangster squad.

It has its flaws, but it was just FUN. Great performances by everyone. Definitely worth my money

That's really good to know. I was surprised by some of the harsh reviews that it received by some critics.

Thanks

SAUTO 01-26-2013 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9350984)
Got to see End of Watch last night, couldnt have loved it any more.

Great story, great acting and chemistry between Gyllenhall and Pena... just plain great, the movie really works hard to get you emotionally invested in those guys and it really pays off, great character development, they were very easy to buy as partners.

It also does a great job of showing all of the good things that cops do on a daily basis across the US... getting kids out of abusive homes, going above the call to save people in burning houses, getting violent pieces of crap off the streets, etc.

Probably the biggest thing i took from this movie though, is that these mexican gangs need to be brought to heel asap, roughly. They're already doing the things from the movie in this country, human trafficking, murders, kidnapping... the only thing i'm unaware of them doing is brazenly targeting police, but thats not far behind you can bet. They make the old italian mafia look like childs play, they're basically Al-Qaeda south, its only a matter of time before they start killing rancher families who try to thwart them and police.

I agree on everything.

And the Mexicans are already targeting police, the cartels have for years.
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mikeyis4dcats. 01-26-2013 10:30 AM

Given the Godfather love, Amazon has the Collection today only for $18 on BluRay ($22 off)

http://www.amazon.com/Godfather-Coll...la+restoration

Bump 01-26-2013 05:30 PM

Just watched Lords of Dogtown. I haven't seen it, I know its old. But Heath Ledger did a pretty damn good job of acting in that too.

Bump 01-26-2013 05:39 PM

Just watched Lords of Dogtown. I haven't seen it, I know its old. But Heath Ledger did a pretty damn good job of acting in that too.

BigMeatballDave 01-26-2013 05:49 PM

Bump is smoking too much. LOL

A repost 9 minutes after the initial post.

KcMizzou 01-26-2013 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9350984)
Got to see End of Watch last night, couldnt have loved it any more.

Great story, great acting and chemistry between Gyllenhall and Pena... just plain great, the movie really works hard to get you emotionally invested in those guys and it really pays off, great character development, they were very easy to buy as partners.

It also does a great job of showing all of the good things that cops do on a daily basis across the US... getting kids out of abusive homes, going above the call to save people in burning houses, getting violent pieces of crap off the streets, etc.

Probably the biggest thing i took from this movie though, is that these mexican gangs need to be brought to heel asap, roughly. They're already doing the things from the movie in this country, human trafficking, murders, kidnapping... the only thing i'm unaware of them doing is brazenly targeting police, but thats not far behind you can bet. They make the old italian mafia look like childs play, they're basically Al-Qaeda south, its only a matter of time before they start killing rancher families who try to thwart them and police.

Just finished watching it. Probably the best "cop movie" I've ever seen. I can't think of one that's better.

Red Brooklyn 01-26-2013 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 9354023)
Just finished watching it. Probably the best "cop movie" I've ever seen. I can think of one that's better.

Wow. Heck of an endorsement. I'll have to check it out ASAP.

KcMizzou 01-26-2013 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 9354026)
Wow. Heck of an endorsement. I'll have to check it out ASAP.

They do the old odd couple, buddy cops things that you'd usually see in a comedy, but this is serious. It's totally believable... just two friends who like to bust each other's balls. A little humor in some seriously ****ed up situations. Like... real life.

Rain Man 01-26-2013 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9306561)
Guys, i watched the coolest movie last night, if you have on demand tv you've GOTTA see it, if there is a movie that would appeal to a bunch of football bb fanatics more... i've never seen it.

Its on the on demand Sundance Film Channel and its called Big Fan starring Patton Oswalt (a SUPER cool dude i had the chance to meet when he opened for Janeane Garafolo in st. louis btw).

Its the story of a HUGE football fan who gets the shit kicked out of him by his all-time favorite player... funny, dramatic, bittersweet... all of that, best fits under "black comedy".

I'm tellin ya, i thought of the planet all the way through it and its GREAT, LOVED it.

I just watched it tonight based on your recommendation. Definitely an engaging movie. I liked it.

-King- 01-27-2013 12:27 AM

Just watched End of Watch. Best cop movie since Training day.

Nzoner 01-27-2013 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Miles (Post 9352014)
Trying to recall another British gangster flick of that era that was also really good.

The Krays?

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Nzoner 01-27-2013 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 9307690)
Silver Linings Playbook is very good.

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9331637)
Watched Silver Linings Playbook for some damn reason. What a weird piece of shit. At time's it had the uncomfortable feel of a Curb your Enthusiasm episode. De Niro was pretty awful. Like he wasn't even trying. Brief moments(Jennifer Lawrence), but overall I didn't like it much.


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Originally Posted by Dr. Gigglepants (Post 9332611)
DeNiro was hardly awful. Definitely a good movie, would recommend, also saw it at the AMC on Ward Parkway. Hadn't been there before, reclining seats are great.
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I wouldn't give it a very good rating in fact I'd say one viewing is more than enough as it was nothing special.I did like the fact that as far as "love stories" go it at least had some football and some drama that kept me somewhat interested.

As for those reclining seats at Ward AMC two thumbs way up and you can even take a cocktail in.

Nzoner 01-27-2013 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9333168)

The characters weren't very believable. The script tripped all over itself. Few of the events made any logical sense.

One thing that really got me was the dad's friend (die hard Cowboys fan) wearing a Giants pullover.I don't care how much damn money you got on the game,you're a so called diehard like that you ain't wearing shit of a division foe.

Brock 01-27-2013 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9354441)
Just watched End of Watch. Best cop movie since Training day.

Great movie. Did not like the ending though.

-King- 01-27-2013 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 9355536)
Great movie. Did not like the ending though.

Spoiler!

rocknrolla 01-27-2013 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9352118)
Is Gangster Squad worth watching?

It was almost worth the $10. I would wait for the DVD. Josh Brolin was great. And Emma makes everything better.

DJJasonp 01-27-2013 11:01 PM

Saw "Movie 43" tonight.

Sucked ass. The trailer made it look amazing, but it was an appetizer of crap, with a dinner and dessert of crap.

Cant believe they suckered so many legit actors into taking part.

It's like they tried to take the hair gel gag from Something about Mary.......and have similar gags for the entire 1hr 40 min film.

I actually wanted to punch Farrely and Rattner after watching it.

If you're old enough to remember "Amazon Women on the Moon" (or Kentucky Fried Movie, for that matter)........same schtick....but way less funny.

It was worse than the worst SNL episode.

Trust me - I like shock comedy....and "gross" comedy (and immature comedy) still makes me laugh.....

But this movie was just not funny......no matter how bad I wanted it to be.

AussieChiefsFan 01-27-2013 11:04 PM

:thumb:
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Originally Posted by rocknrolla (Post 9357347)
It was almost worth the $10. I would wait for the DVD. Josh Brolin was great. And Emma makes everything better.


rocknrolla 01-27-2013 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DJJasonp (Post 9357390)
Saw "Movie 43" tonight.

Sucked ass. The trailer made it look amazing, but it was an appetizer of crap, with a dinner and dessert of crap.

Cant believe they suckered so many legit actors into taking part.

It's like they tried to take the hair gel gag from Something about Mary.......and have similar gags for the entire 1hr 40 min film.

I actually wanted to punch Farrely and Rattner after watching it.

If you're old enough to remember "Amazon Women on the Moon"........same schtick....but way less funny.

It was worse than the worst SNL episode.

Trust me - I like shock comedy....and "gross" comedy (and immature comedy) still makes me laugh.....

But this movie was just not funny......no matter how bad I wanted it to be.

Thanks for saving me the $$. Was thinking about seeing it. BTW Amazon women on the moon was one of my favorites as a kid. I'm gonna do some digging for it. See if it still as funny.

DJJasonp 01-27-2013 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by rocknrolla (Post 9357401)
Thanks for saving me the $$. Was thinking about seeing it. BTW Amazon women on the moon was one of my favorites as a kid. I'm gonna do some digging for it. See if it still as funny.

The teenager who is the 1 millionth customer for condoms bit........I'll never forget it. classic!

rocknrolla 01-27-2013 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DJJasonp (Post 9357404)
The teenager who is the 1 millionth customer for condoms bit........I'll never forget it. classic!

Its been 20 years since I've seen it. But I WILL find it this week. "I'm gonna get you sucka" was great too back then.

-King- 01-28-2013 09:46 AM

I haven't heard a single positive review if that movie.
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KCUnited 01-28-2013 09:52 AM

I caught V/H/S last night and enjoyed it. I would like someone to take the concept and turn it into an hour long show on HBO/Showtime or something. Similar to a Twilight Zone/Tales From The Crypt but more modern and violent.

Swanman 01-28-2013 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9357926)
I caught V/H/S last night and enjoyed it. I would like someone to take the concept and turn it into an hour long show on HBO/Showtime or something. Similar to a Twilight Zone/Tales From The Crypt but more modern and violent.

It was one of the very few movies recently that really creeped me out. It had a Blair Witch element (besides shaky cam) where I had no freaking clue what was going to happen.

KCUnited 01-28-2013 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Swanman (Post 9357944)
It was one of the very few movies recently that really creeped me out. It had a Blair Witch element (besides shaky cam) where I had no freaking clue what was going to happen.

It certainly created a consistent uneasiness throughout, and even though it was on the low end of my index, I thought the tits to death ratio was acceptable.

ThaVirus 01-28-2013 03:08 PM

Eh, I thought that movie sucked. It did a good job of building tension, but I hated that all the 'stories' took the weird route.

Spoiler!


Also, the movie gets an automatic 3 point reduction for not showing the blonde chick's tits in the 'frequency killer' story. Seriously, they should have thrown us a bone on that one.

Sorter 01-28-2013 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9358822)
Eh, I thought that movie sucked. It did a good job of building tension, but I hated that all the 'stories' took the weird route.

Spoiler!


Also, the movie gets an automatic 3 point reduction for not showing the blonde chick's tits in the 'frequency killer' story. Seriously, they should have thrown us a bone on that one.

The honeymoon one was creepy as ****.

Easy 6 01-28-2013 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9354250)
I just watched it tonight based on your recommendation. Definitely an engaging movie. I liked it.

I'm happy to have spurred you into action, the ending was a shocker eh? you're not sure exactly what kind of ending they're going with...

Oswalt impressed me quite a bit, i'd never seen him act but he brought a sweetness, a genuine emotion to the role that surprised me.

-King- 01-28-2013 10:55 PM

Saw Blair Witch Project for the first time. Meh. The dialogue was MUCH better than anything in the Paranormal Activity movies though.

Ceej 01-28-2013 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9357954)
It certainly created a consistent uneasiness throughout, and even though it was on the low end of my index, I thought the tits to death ratio was acceptable.

I will be watching this ASAP.

Valiant 01-29-2013 12:05 AM

Vhs was ok. I expected better. I could also see it as a showtime series. I will look it up later. But there is a british movie similar. But waaaaaaay more ****ed up.

Also hansel and gretal. It wss not bad. No idea why it got such bad reviews. Better cgi then hobbit. Also rated r. Good enjoyable fantasy action.basically a much better version of hugh jackmans vampire hunter movie.

Deberg_1990 01-29-2013 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJJasonp (Post 9357390)
Saw "Movie 43" tonight.

Sucked ass. The trailer made it look amazing, but it was an appetizer of crap, with a dinner and dessert of crap.

Cant believe they suckered so many legit actors into taking part.

It's like they tried to take the hair gel gag from Something about Mary.......and have similar gags for the entire 1hr 40 min film.

I actually wanted to punch Farrely and Rattner after watching it.

If you're old enough to remember "Amazon Women on the Moon" (or Kentucky Fried Movie, for that matter)........same schtick....but way less funny.

It was worse than the worst SNL episode.

Trust me - I like shock comedy....and "gross" comedy (and immature comedy) still makes me laugh.....

But this movie was just not funny......no matter how bad I wanted it to be.

Id love to know how they got all these name actors to appear and do all this?????



http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/crazy...-movie-43.html





Here is a list, in chronological order according to segment, of the best and worst things famous people did and said in Movie 43.

"The Pitch"

Dennis Quaid — who in the movie is pitching the sketches that eventually make up the rest of Movie 43 to a studio executive played by Greg Kinnear — talks about driving in a car with Isabella Rossellini. But because of her lactose intolerance, he had to drive with his head out of the window. You know: farts.
"The Catch"

Kate Winslet goes on a blind date with Hugh Jackman. At first she's excited, but ...
Hugh Jackman has testicles coming from his neck. Throughout the sketch, he rests them on a babies head, accidentally dips them into a bowl of vichyssoise, and when he gets cold, they retract closer to his neck.
"Homeschooled"

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber play parents who home-school their son. But to give him a real high-school experience, Schreiber calls him a "bundle of sticks" and Watts calls him "**** face."
To give her son his first sexual experience, Watts French kisses him while he just stares forward not moving.
"The Proposition"

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are on a picnic. Pratt is going to propose, but before he can, Faris asks, "Will you poop on me?"
J.B. Smoove to Pratt: "She didn't say 'shitting.' Shitting is something you do on a whore. Pooping is what you do on someone you love."
J.B. calls laxatives "poop Viagra."
Pratt eats a lot of tacos on the toilet and then drinks a bottle of poop Viagra.
Pratt is ready, but Faris wants to be cute and romantic first.
Frustrated, Pratt to Faris: "Roll over and let me shit on you." Which causes Faris to run away.
Chasing after Faris, Pratt gets hit by a car and poop flies all over the place.
Faris's response: "All of this was for me!?"
"Veronica"

Kieran Culkin works at a grocery store. He and Emma Stone have a fairly explicit conversation that, unbeknownst to them, is broadcasted over the store's PA. Culkin says most of the vulgar stuff, but it really gets Stone going.
Emma Stone to Kieran Culkin: "You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas."
Culkin fingers Stone's mouth.
A crying Emma Stone to Kieran Culkin: "Do you still like fingers in your butt hole?"
"Superhero Speed Dating"

Justin Long plays Robin to Jason Sudeikis's Batman. They were very bad costumes. Long is trying to speed-date.
Uma Thurman as Lois Lane explains that she broke up from Superman, but now the hero just floats outside her window jerking off. "His jizz is like a shotgun blast," she says, explaining why her window is broken.
Batman hides under the table (there is no tablecloth; he is in plain sight) for Robin's next date, which is with Supergirl (Kristen Bell).
Batman about Supergirl's vagina: "Dude, it's like a giant cornfield. I feel like at any moment Shoeless Joe Jackson is going to walk out and ask me to have catch."
Leslie Bibb, as Wonder Woman, talking to Batman: "Do you know what it's like going to Planned Parenthood alone when you're Wonder Woman?"
Robin kisses Supergirl, only for Batman to remove her mask and reveal it's actually the Riddler.
Batman: "Bush that size is good for only one thing, and that thing is hiding a wang."
"iBabe"

Richard Gere, Kate Bosworth, Aasif Mandvi, and Jack McBrayer have a meeting because teenage boys are trying to have sex with the iBabe, which is an MP3 player that looks like a full-size naked woman. The problem is the engineers put a small fan inside the MP3 player's vagina and teenage boys are getting their penises mangled.
Richard Gere: "Other MP3 players don't have warnings not to have sex with it."
McBrayer introduces the iBabe special edition, which is a naked black woman.
Gere feels up the iBabe and gets his finger slightly cut by the fan in her vagina.
"Middleschool Date"

Chloë Moretz makes out with a boy on his couch.She stands up from the couch and you can see period blood through her light jeans. She runs to the bathroom.
When she gets back, the young date thinks fruit punch was spilled on the couch.
Moretz tries to hide what has happened and stands close to the wall. As she moves, we see blood on the walls.Christopher Mintz-Plasse, as the older brother trying to help: "I have frozen peas and a sponge."
"Happy Birthday"

Johnny Knoxville captures a leprechaun (Gerard Butler) for his roommate, Seann William Scott.
Butler: "Do you want the lights on or off when I **** you with a pair of rusty scissors?"
Butler: "Lick my crusty Irish taint."
"Truth or Dare"

Halle Berry and Stephen Merchant are on a date. They play truth or dare.
Berry: "Are you circumcised?"
Berry: "I can go home and watch Family Guy."
Merchant buys a stripper's outfit and strips for a bachelorette party.
Berry stirs guacamole with an obviously prosthetic breast.
Berry, using a turkey baster, squeezes hot sauce into her vagina.
They both get plastic surgery. Merchant is made to look like an Asian.
"Victory's Glory"

Terrence Howard:
"Bloopers"

Jackman is dribbling water out of his mouth onto his neck-testicles and says, "I can't ****ing do it."
Stone: "He's had his finger in my mouth for two minutes."
Berry jiggles her giant prosthetic breasts around.
Gere, McBrayer, and Mandvi trade off saying "mangle dicks."
"Beezel"

Elizabeth Banks moves in with Josh Duhamel, but Duhamel has a pet cat named Beezel that is "super silly." (The cat is animated.)
Banks walks in on Beezel jerking off to pictures of Duhamel.
Banks imagines Beezel making out with Duhamel, which you see acted out in a thought bubble.
Beezel pisses all over Banks.
While Banks and Duhamel have sex, the camera cuts to Beezel having sex with a teddy bear while putting a brush in his own butt.
Banks eventually hits Beezel with a shovel a whole bunch of times.
Banks is killed by a bunch of kids.

Fire Me Boy! 01-29-2013 07:39 PM

Maybe NSFW because of bad language.

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mikeyis4dcats. 01-29-2013 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9361212)
Id love to know how they got all these name actors to appear and do all this?????



http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/crazy...-movie-43.html





Here is a list, in chronological order according to segment, of the best and worst things famous people did and said in Movie 43.

"The Pitch"

Dennis Quaid — who in the movie is pitching the sketches that eventually make up the rest of Movie 43 to a studio executive played by Greg Kinnear — talks about driving in a car with Isabella Rossellini. But because of her lactose intolerance, he had to drive with his head out of the window. You know: farts.
"The Catch"

Kate Winslet goes on a blind date with Hugh Jackman. At first she's excited, but ...
Hugh Jackman has testicles coming from his neck. Throughout the sketch, he rests them on a babies head, accidentally dips them into a bowl of vichyssoise, and when he gets cold, they retract closer to his neck.
"Homeschooled"

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber play parents who home-school their son. But to give him a real high-school experience, Schreiber calls him a "pillowbitergot" and Watts calls him "**** face."
To give her son his first sexual experience, Watts French kisses him while he just stares forward not moving.
"The Proposition"

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are on a picnic. Pratt is going to propose, but before he can, Faris asks, "Will you poop on me?"
J.B. Smoove to Pratt: "She didn't say 'shitting.' Shitting is something you do on a whore. Pooping is what you do on someone you love."
J.B. calls laxatives "poop Viagra."
Pratt eats a lot of tacos on the toilet and then drinks a bottle of poop Viagra.
Pratt is ready, but Faris wants to be cute and romantic first.
Frustrated, Pratt to Faris: "Roll over and let me shit on you." Which causes Faris to run away.
Chasing after Faris, Pratt gets hit by a car and poop flies all over the place.
Faris's response: "All of this was for me!?"
"Veronica"

Kieran Culkin works at a grocery store. He and Emma Stone have a fairly explicit conversation that, unbeknownst to them, is broadcasted over the store's PA. Culkin says most of the vulgar stuff, but it really gets Stone going.
Emma Stone to Kieran Culkin: "You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas."
Culkin fingers Stone's mouth.
A crying Emma Stone to Kieran Culkin: "Do you still like fingers in your butt hole?"
"Superhero Speed Dating"

Justin Long plays Robin to Jason Sudeikis's Batman. They were very bad costumes. Long is trying to speed-date.
Uma Thurman as Lois Lane explains that she broke up from Superman, but now the hero just floats outside her window jerking off. "His jizz is like a shotgun blast," she says, explaining why her window is broken.
Batman hides under the table (there is no tablecloth; he is in plain sight) for Robin's next date, which is with Supergirl (Kristen Bell).
Batman about Supergirl's vagina: "Dude, it's like a giant cornfield. I feel like at any moment Shoeless Joe Jackson is going to walk out and ask me to have catch."
Leslie Bibb, as Wonder Woman, talking to Batman: "Do you know what it's like going to Planned Parenthood alone when you're Wonder Woman?"
Robin kisses Supergirl, only for Batman to remove her mask and reveal it's actually the Riddler.
Batman: "Bush that size is good for only one thing, and that thing is hiding a wang."
"iBabe"

Richard Gere, Kate Bosworth, Aasif Mandvi, and Jack McBrayer have a meeting because teenage boys are trying to have sex with the iBabe, which is an MP3 player that looks like a full-size naked woman. The problem is the engineers put a small fan inside the MP3 player's vagina and teenage boys are getting their penises mangled.
Richard Gere: "Other MP3 players don't have warnings not to have sex with it."
McBrayer introduces the iBabe special edition, which is a naked black woman.
Gere feels up the iBabe and gets his finger slightly cut by the fan in her vagina.
"Middleschool Date"

Chloë Moretz makes out with a boy on his couch.She stands up from the couch and you can see period blood through her light jeans. She runs to the bathroom.
When she gets back, the young date thinks fruit punch was spilled on the couch.
Moretz tries to hide what has happened and stands close to the wall. As she moves, we see blood on the walls.Christopher Mintz-Plasse, as the older brother trying to help: "I have frozen peas and a sponge."
"Happy Birthday"

Johnny Knoxville captures a leprechaun (Gerard Butler) for his roommate, Seann William Scott.
Butler: "Do you want the lights on or off when I **** you with a pair of rusty scissors?"
Butler: "Lick my crusty Irish taint."
"Truth or Dare"

Halle Berry and Stephen Merchant are on a date. They play truth or dare.
Berry: "Are you circumcised?"
Berry: "I can go home and watch Family Guy."
Merchant buys a stripper's outfit and strips for a bachelorette party.
Berry stirs guacamole with an obviously prosthetic breast.
Berry, using a turkey baster, squeezes hot sauce into her vagina.
They both get plastic surgery. Merchant is made to look like an Asian.
"Victory's Glory"

Terrence Howard:
"Bloopers"

Jackman is dribbling water out of his mouth onto his neck-testicles and says, "I can't ****ing do it."
Stone: "He's had his finger in my mouth for two minutes."
Berry jiggles her giant prosthetic breasts around.
Gere, McBrayer, and Mandvi trade off saying "mangle dicks."
"Beezel"

Elizabeth Banks moves in with Josh Duhamel, but Duhamel has a pet cat named Beezel that is "super silly." (The cat is animated.)
Banks walks in on Beezel jerking off to pictures of Duhamel.
Banks imagines Beezel making out with Duhamel, which you see acted out in a thought bubble.
Beezel pisses all over Banks.
While Banks and Duhamel have sex, the camera cuts to Beezel having sex with a teddy bear while putting a brush in his own butt.
Banks eventually hits Beezel with a shovel a whole bunch of times.
Banks is killed by a bunch of kids.

:spock:

Baby Lee 01-29-2013 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 9363088)
Maybe NSFW because of bad language.

Amazing, I'd seen that in the past but Jesus ****ing Christ, each clip I say 'No, that's the best one.' Its a ****ing murderer's row of iconic scenes. If I had a gun to my head, I'd have to go with R. Lee Ermey's dialog. That role was a ****ing touchstone of American Cinema.

Steers and Queers and Reacharound might never have entered the American vernacular without those scenes.

I strongly considered Huffman in Midnight Cowboy because it was the most spontaneous, but man its amazing how much of the best moments in cinema were spur of the moment.

Nzoner 01-30-2013 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9363743)

Steers and Queers and Reacharound might never have entered the American vernacular without those scenes.

FWIW steers and queers was used five years earlier by Louis Gosset Jr. as the DI in An Officer & A Gentleman.Like I said fwiw.

mr. tegu 01-31-2013 12:04 PM

I am in the middle of The Godfather II right now. I watched the first half last night and will finish it tonight. Just as good as the first one so far.

Dayze 01-31-2013 07:44 PM

Just watched "Bridges of Madison County" . Haven't seen it in yrs. such a good damned movie.

mr. tegu 02-01-2013 10:28 AM

Just finished The Godfather II. As you all already know, it was a really good movie. Very sad at the end with Fredo.

The Franchise 02-01-2013 10:33 AM

Watched "Hotel Transylvania" last night with the kids. It was actually pretty decent and watchable. The kids loved it, too.

mr. tegu 02-01-2013 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9369922)
Watched "Hotel Transylvania" last night with the kids. It was actually pretty decent and watchable. The kids loved it, too.

We watched that the other day. Story was pretty good but I thought the voice over work was just wretched.

The Franchise 02-01-2013 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 9369942)
We watched that the other day. Story was pretty good but I thought the voice over work was just wretched.

Well......just look at the actors doing the voice overs. And I'm assuming that half of them were over the top on purpose.

okoye35chiefs 02-01-2013 12:28 PM

going to watch Total Recall remake tonight with the wife.

Easy 6 02-01-2013 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9368745)
Just watched "Bridges of Madison County" . Haven't seen it in yrs. such a good damned movie.

Agreed, thats the only "chick flic" i totally love, outstanding movie with both actors killing their roles.

okoye35chiefs 02-01-2013 12:54 PM

going to watch Total Recall remake tonight with the wife.

Dayze 02-01-2013 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9370284)
Agreed, thats the only "chick flic" i totally love, outstanding movie with both actors killing their roles.

Yep. I'm a big Merril Streep fan too. She kills in almost any movie she's in.

one of the final scenes in Bridges of Madison County completely kills me; I tear up when seeing it. Don't want to give it away to anyone who hasn't seen it, the scene in the rain. Good god.

that, and pretty much the ending.

BigMeatballDave 02-01-2013 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by okoye35chiefs (Post 9370346)
going to watch Total Recall remake tonight with the wife.

Don't expect a whole lot.

Frazod 02-01-2013 04:15 PM

I might go see Warm Bodies this weekend. Getting good reviews, looks hilarious.

Ceej 02-01-2013 10:00 PM

End of Watch was really good.

The bit about the Quincinera in the car had me busting up.

QuikSsurfer 02-02-2013 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9371006)
I might go see Warm Bodies this weekend. Getting good reviews, looks hilarious.

I saw this last night. I highly recommend it.

mr. tegu 02-02-2013 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 9372342)
I saw this last night. I highly recommend it.

We just saw Warm Bodies as well. Really a pretty good movie with a unique concept. Definitely worth seeing.

Spoiler!

Miles 02-03-2013 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9355360)
The Krays?

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Haven't seen that one but looks like I should.

Was thinking of another with Bob Hoskins and ended up recalling it was "Mona Lisa".

Buehler445 02-03-2013 03:54 PM

Saw Broken City last night and really liked it. It was very much a Departed-type flick. IMO it wasn't as good as Departed, but definitely worth your time if you like that kind of flick. It seemed like it moved slow, but I think it was important to establish all the working pieces before throwing the plot twists in there.

Anyway, good movie.

Fish 02-03-2013 04:05 PM

Saw Stand Up Guys last night. I thought it was pretty good. Short, but a good story and good acting...

Easy 6 02-03-2013 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9374922)
Saw Stand Up Guys last night. I thought it was pretty good. Short, but a good story and good acting...

I'm looking forward to that one, its hard to go wrong with that cast as a bunch of aging goodfellas teaming up for one last adventure, atleast thats what i've gleaned from the only trailer i've seen.

KcMizzou 02-06-2013 08:38 PM

BIG ASS SPIDER!

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Fish 02-07-2013 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9374946)
I'm looking forward to that one, its hard to go wrong with that cast as a bunch of aging goodfellas teaming up for one last adventure, atleast thats what i've gleaned from the only trailer i've seen.

Your description is perfectly accurate. Lots of humor too.

PaulAllen 02-07-2013 03:55 PM

Trying to fight my way through Killing Them Softly.

I can't figure out why Pitt keeps working with Andrew Dominik, the guy is a ****ing hack.

Nzoner 02-07-2013 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PaulAllen (Post 9385536)
Trying to fight my way through Killing Them Softly.

I can't figure out why Pitt keeps working with Andrew Dominik, the guy is a ****ing hack.

Wow,I was really looking forward to seeing that one.

PaulAllen 02-07-2013 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9385551)
Wow,I was really looking forward to seeing that one.

Did you like The Assassination of Jesse James?

stonedstooge 02-07-2013 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by PaulAllen (Post 9385558)
Did you like The Assassination of Jesse James?

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Nzoner 02-07-2013 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PaulAllen (Post 9385558)
Did you like The Assassination of Jesse James?

Yes,very much so.

listopencil 02-07-2013 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9363849)
FWIW steers and queers was used five years earlier by Louis Gosset Jr. as the DI in An Officer & A Gentleman.Like I said fwiw.


It's an old saying. It was apparently part of the dialogue in Over The Edge (1979), spoken by Matt Dillon.

PaulAllen 02-07-2013 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9385592)
Yes,very much so.

Maybe you'll like this then. To me it's just long and drags, drags. He tries too hard, like he can't decide if he wants to be Scorsese, Coen Bros., or Refn. All style no substance.

Nzoner 02-07-2013 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9385623)
It's an old saying. It was apparently part of the dialogue in Over The Edge (1979), spoken by Matt Dillon.

Interesting,haven't seen that movie in a long long time but now that you mention it I vaguely remember him saying it.

Buehler445 02-07-2013 07:08 PM

HA!

Demolition Man is on AMC in HD starting now! ****ing cool!

Ceej 02-07-2013 09:24 PM

Hotel Transylvania was great.

Ceej 02-08-2013 09:34 PM

Flight was really good too.

As was Paranormal Activity 4.

007 02-09-2013 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 9385911)
HA!

Demolition Man is on AMC in HD starting now! ****ing cool!

I still love that awful movie.

Chiefs Pantalones 02-09-2013 07:42 AM

The wifey and I saw Indentity Thief last night. Meh, it was ok, kinda drug out.

We rented Flight the other day and turned it off halfway through. Denzel has fallen off.

Rugby Thompson 02-09-2013 08:48 AM

Flight was good.

KCUnited 02-10-2013 09:46 AM

Finally watched Harold & Kumar 4....I mean Savages. Jesus, what a steaming heap of shit that was.

Pablo 02-10-2013 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9391235)
Finally watched Harold & Kumar 4....I mean Savages. Jesus, what a steaming heap of shit that was.

Agreed.

Holy **** it was brutal.

Pablo 02-10-2013 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs Pantalones (Post 9388923)
The wifey and I saw Indentity Thief last night. Meh, it was ok, kinda drug out.

We rented Flight the other day and turned it off halfway through. Denzel has fallen off.

LMAO

There were actually people that saw the trailer for that pile of shit and thought, "Man there's a good way to spend $20"!

nstygma 02-11-2013 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 9388852)
I still love that awful movie.

i recently downloaded it to watch again and noticed they replaced all the Taco Bell references with Pizza Hut. they even had the original actors re-record their dialogue and digitally replaced the Taco Bell graphics with Pizza Hut. WTF!


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