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Anyong Bluth 05-27-2014 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652279)
There are a lot of top 20 caliber posters...This could get interesting.

Wouldn't by definition there be 20 - otherwise they aren't in the top 20.

htismaqe 05-27-2014 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10653168)

:hmmm:

I'm not seeing a summons there. Just a bunch of typical DC BS.

In58men 05-27-2014 11:31 AM

I think my posting and contribution efforts should make me 101.


ChiefsandOs fan just posts Adam Schefter tweets. I am a better poster, reevaluate for me htismage

ChiTown 05-27-2014 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653185)
:hmmm:

I'm not seeing a summons there. Just a bunch of typical DC BS.

Sorry, wrong link.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=283892

TLO 05-27-2014 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10653195)
I think my posting and contribution efforts should make me 101.


ChiefsandOs fan just posts Adam Schefter tweets. I am a better poster, reevaluate for me htismage

For bitching about where he is located, I think I should take Inmem's spot and he should be left out in the cold.

loochy 05-27-2014 11:39 AM

LOL she threatened PGM with the fake ignore

Strongside 05-27-2014 11:40 AM

I best be on this list or I'm trackin' a motha****a down.

http://www.fanpop.com/images/polls/2792_9_full.jpg

htismaqe 05-27-2014 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10653195)
I think my posting and contribution efforts should make me 101.


ChiefsandOs fan just posts Adam Schefter tweets. I am a better poster, reevaluate for me htismage

I don't buy the groceries, I just do the cooking.

In58men 05-27-2014 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10653206)
For bitching about where he is located, I think I should take Inmem's spot and he should be left out in the cold.

Hey bitch your name isn't thismage. This is a shovel and rake conversation no ho's allowed. You got moted.

htismaqe 05-27-2014 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10653197)

ROFL

I see my roast was far, far too kind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10652976)
I don't care about Lounge games like that. It doesn't belong in DC anyway.


In58men 05-27-2014 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653235)
I don't buy the groceries, I just do the cooking.

Is this a PMG dilemma? Where is this guy at?

htismaqe 05-27-2014 11:52 AM

I have a question.

What, exactly, DOES belong in DC?

ROFL

ChiTown 05-27-2014 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653241)
I have a question.

What, exactly, DOES belong in DC?

ROFL

Morons, hypocrites and BEP

htismaqe 05-27-2014 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10653238)
Is this a PMG dilemma? Where is this guy at?

PGM is the middle man. The actual picks are coming from an anonymous donor.

The process is pure. I'm afraid you're out of luck.

If you want, I can roast you again. If I were you, I'd just be content with what is already there. It can always get worse.

Halfcan 05-27-2014 11:53 AM

Great list!

Reerun_KC 05-27-2014 11:54 AM

ROFL - Too funny!

Thanks Htismaqe...

Fire Me Boy! 05-27-2014 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10653243)
Morons, hypocrites and BEP


You're being redundant.

I kid, I kid. I got nothing against BEP.

LoneWolf 05-27-2014 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653241)
I have a question.

What, exactly, DOES belong in DC?

ROFL

Strawman arguments
Neo-cons
Progs
Marxists
Stalinists
Moonbats
RWNJ

If BEP reads this post, her panties will be wetter than Clay's boxers the day the new Star Wars trilogy was released.

htismaqe 05-27-2014 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10653243)
Morons, hypocrites and BEP

She's in a category all by herself. ROFL

htismaqe 05-27-2014 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 10653248)
ROFL - Too funny!

Thanks Htismaqe...

:thumb:

All in good fun dude!

I love all you guys.

Even InMem.

htismaqe 05-27-2014 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 10653246)
Great list!

Wait until it's your turn, Rush boy. :D

ghak99 05-27-2014 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653252)
She's in a category all by herself. ROFL

She deserves her own planet where she can fake ignore herself all day long.

Reerun_KC 05-27-2014 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653253)
:thumb:

All in good fun dude!

I love all you guys.

Even InMem.

What did my dog ever do to you?

LMAO

loochy 05-27-2014 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 10653416)
What did my dog ever do to you?

LMAO

the peanut butter thing

blaise 05-27-2014 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653241)
I have a question.

What, exactly, DOES belong in DC?

ROFL

Mostly people preaching to the choir.

loochy 05-27-2014 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653241)
I have a question.

What, exactly, DOES belong in DC?

ROFL

Charts fabricated in a way that showcases the data to match your agenda

Excessive amounts of copy and paste articles

htismaqe 05-27-2014 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 10653416)
What did my dog ever do to you?

LMAO

Dude, they're all in first person. It's you kicking someone else's dog. :D

TEX 05-27-2014 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 10653311)
She deserves her own planet where she can fake ignore herself all day long.

:clap: ROFL

rico 05-27-2014 02:03 PM

I've always wondered... How would someone roast loochy? Seriously...the dude is active as hell and pretty funny... but I just haven't seen the dude give much of anything to work with in terms of roast vulnerability.

I dunno, I've always thought loochy is one of the most unroastable posters on the planet.

chiefzilla1501 05-27-2014 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10653459)
I've always wondered... How would someone roast loochy? Seriously...the dude is active as hell and pretty funny... but I just haven't seen the dude give much of anything to work with in terms of roast vulnerability.

I dunno, I've always thought loochy is one of the most unroastable posters on the planet.

I bet Kenny Rogers could find a way to roast him.

htismaqe 05-27-2014 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10653459)
I've always wondered... How would someone roast loochy? Seriously...the dude is active as hell and pretty funny... but I just haven't seen the dude give much of anything to work with in terms of roast vulnerability.

I dunno, I've always thought loochy is one of the most unroastable posters on the planet.

-King- was kind of the same way, actually. Participates in a ton of discussions and never really sticks his foot in his mouth.

That's part of what makes this fun though.

rico 05-27-2014 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653469)
-King- was kind of the same way, actually. Participates in a ton of discussions and never really sticks his foot in his mouth.

That's part of what makes this fun though.

I remember thinking -King- could be roasted during the roast thread last year...not by me or anything, but thought it could be done...by someone. And it was done! :bravo:

loochy, though.... the funniest thing I've read about him that can be considered kind of roasty is that he comes off as the Gilbert Gottfried of the board. I laughed my ass off when I read that shit.

Anyong Bluth 05-27-2014 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653241)
I have a question.

What, exactly, DOES belong in DC?

ROFL

Longwindedness

TimBone 05-27-2014 02:29 PM

Loochy is one of my favorite posters. Dude is funny. I dont quite get the Gottfried comparison though. Loochy's humor is more sarcastic.

ptlyon 05-27-2014 02:30 PM

LOOOOCH

rico 05-27-2014 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10653500)
Loochy is one of my favorite posters. Dude is funny. I dont quite get the Gottfried comparison though. Loochy's humor is more sarcastic.

You know who I think needs to be roasted more than anyone....

You guessed it, Houstonwhodat.

:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

rico 05-27-2014 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 10653506)
LOOOOCH

YAY-YEAH!!!! SOMEONE ROAST THE LOOCHMEISTER!!!! I WANT TO SEE IF IT CAN BE DONE!!!!

AndChiefs 05-27-2014 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10653529)
You know who I think needs to be roasted more than anyone....

You guessed it, Houstonwhodat.

:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

That's like taking candy from a baby.

TimBone 05-27-2014 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10653529)
You know who I think needs to be roasted more than anyone....

You guessed it, Houstonwhodat.

:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

lol....I've kinda changed my stance on that. I'd like to see him on the list now so that someone roasts him better than I did. I kinda like this whole first person perspective that Htismage has going.

TimBone 05-27-2014 02:53 PM

I still liked my ****ing roast though.

loochy 05-27-2014 03:20 PM

They love me, they really love me!

Most of my posts are funnier if read in a Gibert Gottfried voice or a deaf person voice.

In real life I'm actually very dry and monotone.

saphojunkie 05-27-2014 03:26 PM

This just reads like my ignore list so far.

KC native 05-27-2014 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10653641)
They love me, they really love me!

Most of my posts are funnier if read in a Gibert Gottfried voice or a deaf person voice.

In real life I'm actually very dry and monotone.

LMAO @ deaf person voice.

Edit: and now I'm reading them in a deaf person voice. goddamn you.

Dayze 05-27-2014 03:28 PM

or Leslie Nielson

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653237)
ROFL

I see my roast was far, far too kind.

I am not done with her yet. I had to leave or i would have continued.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10653238)
Is this a PMG dilemma? Where is this guy at?

It's my brainchild, but to make the process legit an unnamed planeteer is feeding me the names as he makes his list. Last year I selected hootie to make the list and it got 10 k posts for like 10 names. Not unexpected he got bored and Saul took over and it burned out.

TimBone 05-27-2014 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10653686)
It's my brainchild, but to make the process legit an unnamed planeteer is feeding me the names as he makes his list. Last year I selected hootie to make the list and it got 10 k posts for like 10 names. Not unexpected he got bored and Saul took over and it burned out.

Saul was killing it though with the roasts.

Hammock Parties 05-27-2014 03:35 PM

Can i get a quarter-roaster with fries? and supersize me. im in the mood for something that doesn't satisfy me and makes me feel like shit.

ChiTown 05-27-2014 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10653641)
They love me, they really love me!

Most of my posts are funnier if read in a Gibert Gottfried voice or a deaf person voice.

In real life I'm actually very dry and monotone.

When I read your posts, I use my Corky, from Life Goes On voice:evil:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...ZYr3780W_V8B4I

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 03:37 PM

I don't see who dat making it unless it is just to see him roasted. Save that turd for the bottom 101.

LoneWolf 05-27-2014 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10653697)
im in the mood for something that doesn't satisfy me and makes me feel like shit.

Have sex with a fat chick.

In58men 05-27-2014 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 10653669)
This just reads like my ignore list so far.

ROFL @ this cry baby, why even come here then. You take shit too serious bro.

loochy 05-27-2014 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10653697)
Can i get a quarter-roaster with fries? and supersize me. im in the mood for something that doesn't satisfy me and makes me feel like shit.

your roast would be too easy

blah blah used to be fat
blah blah didnt get laid for a long time
blah blah super nerdy star wars
blah blah
blah

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 03:40 PM

We will be waiting awhile for zarth

rico 05-27-2014 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10653697)
Can i get a quarter-roaster with fries? and supersize me. im in the mood for something that doesn't satisfy me and makes me feel like shit.

Simply Red roasted you last year.

With that said, I think someone else needs to. Nothing against SR or anything...nice dude...but I think he was working out of his comfort zone or something. I don't think roasting is his thing.

If there is anyone who could be the recipient of a hilarious roast...it'd be you, homeslice.

TimBone 05-27-2014 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651621)
#94: salame

I'm a member of an elite group of Chiefsplanet all-stars. Simply Red has nothing on me. Even htismaqe is astounded by the complete randomness (and inherent hilarity) of my posts. I'm like kcnut with a college degree.

I have started more than one thread about the unique combination of goatees and shaved heads. I am one of the few posters here to post an "I'm leaving" thread and immediately come back. And I'm far and away the starter of the most threads flagged as Prayer Threads.

I leave you with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq4jAzDzqgo

That video is ****ing awesome, and I'm glad to know the story behind that dudes avatar now. Makes him even funnier. One of my favorite things Salame has ever done is the night he showed up to CP at about 1 am, and typed "I remember my first beer" in every thread on the first page. Then just left. ****ing hilarious.

In58men 05-27-2014 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10653709)
your roast would be too easy

blah blah used to be fat
blah blah didnt get laid for a long time
blah blah super nerdy star wars
blah blah ice cream bread
blah

FYP

LoneWolf 05-27-2014 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10653714)
We will be waiting awhile for zarth

So the nameless list maker likes quantity over quality?

TimBone 05-27-2014 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10653707)
ROFL @ this cry baby, why even come here then. You take shit too serious bro.

I believe it was a joke.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 03:42 PM

Hint: Somebody on the last page or so is up to be roasted soon.... Who will it be?

bevischief 05-27-2014 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653245)
PGM is the middle man. The actual picks are coming from an anonymous donor.

The process is pure. I'm afraid you're out of luck.

If you want, I can roast you again. If I were you, I'd just be content with what is already there. It can always get worse.

ROFL

bevischief 05-27-2014 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10653641)
They love me, they really love me!

Most of my posts are funnier if read in a Gibert Gottfried voice or a deaf person voice.

In real life I'm actually very dry and monotone.

So you are some what normal white guy.

Hammock Parties 05-27-2014 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10653717)
Simply Red roasted you last year.

With that said, I think someone else needs to. Nothing against SR or anything...nice dude...but I think he was working out of his comfort zone or something. I don't think roasting is his thing.

If there is anyone who could be the recipient of a hilarious roast...it'd be you, homeslice.

I don't even care about my roast. I'm just expounding on my McDonalds analogy. These roasts are horrible. They're dollar menu roasts. And I ain't talking about coffee.

Fire Me Boy! 05-27-2014 03:48 PM

I don't think I saw these roasts. Did I get roasted?

RealSNR 05-27-2014 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10653718)
That video is ****ing awesome, and I'm glad to know the story behind that dudes avatar now. Makes him even funnier. One of my favorite things Salame has ever done is the night he showed up to CP at about 1 am, and typed "I remember my first beer" in every thread on the first page. Then just left. ****ing hilarious.

The video is hilarious bordering on pretty despicable.

David Liebe Hart legitimately believes he was abducted by aliens, and that there are in fact Corinians living on Earth.

Tim and Eric basically took a crazy dude, put him in front of a camera, and made money off of it.

saphojunkie 05-27-2014 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10653707)
ROFL @ this cry baby, why even come here then. You take shit too serious bro.

WTF are you even talking about? God you are just a factory of suck.

rico 05-27-2014 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10653641)
They love me, they really love me!

Most of my posts are funnier if read in a Gibert Gottfried voice or a deaf person voice.

In real life I'm actually very dry and monotone.

Haha, really? I wouldn't have guessed that.

That Donger dude once told me that he thinks that in real life, I sound like one of the chipmunks on speed.

I don't sound like that at all... at least I don't think so. I have somewhat of a low voice, but fluctuate it to high sometimes...I dunno. The only time I've ever heard anyone say, "hey, that dude sounds like you, Swaff!" was during an interview on Bob and Tom with Craig Shoemaker....I think I sound like Craig Shoemaker.

I do tend to speak quickly....so if my voice was "chipmunked up" I probably really would sound like a chipmunk on speed... which I guess means that I sound like some dude on speed.

What sucks is mumbling because your mind is racing so fast that your lips can't keep up with it. You guys ever experience that shit?

rico 05-27-2014 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10653730)
Hint: Somebody on the last page or so is up to be roasted soon.... Who will it be?

Flybone McTimmerson....long time coming.

TimBone 05-27-2014 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10653746)
Tim and Eric basically took a crazy dude, put him in front of a camera, and made money off of it.

Isn't that a lot of tv nowadays though?

-King- 05-27-2014 03:53 PM

Don't understand this thread. Won't try.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 10653765)
Don't understand this thread. Won't try.

You made the list!

TimBone 05-27-2014 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10653762)
Flybone McTimmerson....long time coming.

You're far too kind, Rico. I don't post enough to get consideration for these kinds of things. I just peruse them for the hilarity.

rico 05-27-2014 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10653741)
I don't even care about my roast. I'm just expounding on my McDonalds analogy. These roasts are horrible. They're dollar menu roasts. And I ain't talking about coffee.

I know you don't. I'm just saying, a roast of you would be a really funny one, I think...

rico 05-27-2014 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10653771)
You're far too kind, Rico. I don't post enough to get consideration for these kinds of things. I just peruse them for the hilarity.

Yes you do.

Sidenote: Remember the days when Hootie was literally creeped out by you because you would randomly reply to his posts with a :thumb: or winky face emoticon??? He thought you were stalking him. That shit was ****ing funny, dudely.

Hammock Parties 05-27-2014 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10653773)
I know you don't. I'm just saying, a roast of you would be a really funny one, I think...

None of these roasts are funny. At best they exhibit a slight smirk.

I was laughing my ass off at some of the ones done last year. The "dancing around racist statements" one last year was hilarious. I forget who did that.

rico 05-27-2014 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10653771)
You're far too kind, Rico. I don't post enough to get consideration for these kinds of things. I just peruse them for the hilarity.

NO WAIT!!!! I think it was one of these that you kept following him around with and giving him: nlm

Halfcan 05-27-2014 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10653718)
That video is ****ing awesome, and I'm glad to know the story behind that dudes avatar now. Makes him even funnier. One of my favorite things Salame has ever done is the night he showed up to CP at about 1 am, and typed "I remember my first beer" in every thread on the first page. Then just left. ****ing hilarious.

STFU creepy

rico 05-27-2014 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10653782)
None of these roasts are funny. At best they exhibit a slight smirk.

I was laughing my ass off at some of the ones done last year. The "dancing around racist statements" one last year was hilarious. I forget who did that.

Yours truly did that one, babycakes. :thumb:

You guys were too hard on me last year.

On the other hand, I was popping too much Adderall last year...some of my jokes got lost in the shuffle.

loochy 05-27-2014 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10653757)
Haha, really? I wouldn't have guessed that.

That Donger dude once told me that he thinks that in real life, I sound like one of the chipmunks on speed.

I don't sound like that at all... at least I don't think so. I have somewhat of a low voice, but fluctuate it to high sometimes...I dunno. The only time I've ever heard anyone say, "hey, that dude sounds like you, Swaff!" was during an interview on Bob and Tom with Craig Shoemaker....I think I sound like Craig Shoemaker.

I do tend to speak quickly....so if my voice was "chipmunked up" I probably really would sound like a chipmunk on speed... which I guess means that I sound like some dude on speed.

What sucks is mumbling because your mind is racing so fast that your lips can't keep up with it. You guys ever experience that shit?

Well, I'm still goofy and sarcastic. I just present it in a calm manner. A lot of people think I'm mean or a complete asshole because of it.

loochy 05-27-2014 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10653793)
Yours truly did that one, babycakes. :thumb:

You guys were too hard on me last year.

On the other hand, I was popping too much Adderall last year...some of my jokes got lost in the shuffle.

Too much...or too little?


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