Blackbob would probably own him

Your avatar is how I imagine most of these Iggle fans.

The Photoshop-fail Orgy Ship from EMB:

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/...ps8bc807c8.jpg

Just wait til "Judman" runs into KCNut, he wont know what happened... he'll just wake up in a pool of his own stupid.

ROFL Probably chat him up like long time friends.

The rules that all dumbshit EMB posters have to submit to, to post on a Philadelphia Eagles owned/operated message board.

Like posting on a message board in North Korea.

All EMB members must shrink wrap their genitals and brand them with "Property of Jeffery Lurie".

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

The rest of the rules:

1. If you want to talk trash and ridicule other teams, don't do it here! Use the Rant n Rave section and stop clogging this section with comments about Ray Lewis and Eli Manning.

2. Anyone caught "fishing" in this section will be suspended for 2 weeks for spamming. If you normally hang out on the What's Up section and you only come over here to start a topic like "Trade McNabb" or "Sign URLAKKKER!", you aren't providing to the discussion and you're just causing more work for the moderators. Stop with the childish games. If you come over here, talk Eagles. Don't start problems.

3. Please stop with the "Caption this photo" topics. Besides being an eyesore, it's gotten to the point where A) the pictures aren't that funny, and B) the captions have become derogatory and inappropriate for this message board.

4. "Talk About the Eagles" is for legitimate Eagles talk only. If you want to talk about other teams, do it in the NFL forum. If you want to talk about fantasy football or video games, do it in the appropriate forum. If you want to talk about tickets, do it in the Ticket forum. The moderating crew is tired of seeing people post "I know this is the wrong section, but...", and this is unacceptable. Don't let it get to a point where we just starting deleting topics instead of moving them.

5. If you're going to copy-and-paste articles, please provide a link to the original story. Other message boards have enforced this rule, and we'd like to do it here as well. Besides giving proof that you aren't making the story up, it's considered a copyright infringement if you post a whole story without a link. Also, to make it easier to read and let us know that it's an article, we recommend that you use "QUOTE" tags around the text.

6. We've asked this repeatedly, yet some of you continue to ignore our requests to stop masking the "F" word and other serious profanity. If you're caught violating EMB rules, a warning will be noted. If you're caught again, you'll be suspended for 2 weeks or 4 weeks, depending on severity. We also reserve the right to ban people at any time where appropriate.

7. Please do not quote huge blocks of text or pictures. It wastes space on the database. If you'd like to point something out and respond to it, simply quote the sentence or idea that you're commenting on, not the entire thing.

8. Personal attacks will not be tolerated. Go after the idea, not the person.

9. So-called "SPAM" threads are not permitted here. That means the posting of Ebay auctions, links to "deals" for products (i.e. FREE IPOD, ETC...) or websites promoting products that are not officially sanctioned by the Philadelphia Eagles is forbidden here. The Private Message System MAY NOT BE USED for such solicitation either.

10. Animated avatars where a person is naked, bouncing, rubbing, grabbing or being grabbed will be removed. If you put it back up, you will get a warning.


We'd like to make this the best official message board in the NFL, but we need your help to make it stand out above the others. Thank you for your continued support of the Eagles.

Sounds like a cesspool as bad as the Minge

No, but Judman is, he'll infect your board and spread like a virus. He'll live and breath ChiefsPlanet, posting hundreds of posts everyday, 24/7 but he'll never do quite enough wrong to get banned. It took us 2 years to get rid of him and I'm sure he's been dying to find a new community.

I think I just banned him for a year on Saturday.

That won't be a problem here. We can ban him for saying "Hi", with the wrong font.

Oh no, Judman is constantly drowning in stupid. That's the thing you'd have to watch all day every day.

Sounds like he was a perfect fit for EMB.

Lengthy compared to:

Bannable Offenses

ChiefsPlanet tries to be a forum run by it's community, and the moderator's do have freedom to chose how to deal with a given situation. That being said, the following are things that we have agreed upon as reasons that you may have your access removed either temporarily or permanently.

Spam
NSFW Links
Overloading the Front Page with Threads
Threats
NSFW Images
Word Filter Evasion
Rude Comments in Prayers/Thoughts thread
Respect for Moderator Team
False News or Thread Title
Multiple Accounts
You have received a permanent ban in the past

Oh gee, not the Judman.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1760159/laughing.gif

You're really good with your grade school comebacks.

post more.

what is EMB?

I'm still in complete shock that the Eagles Message Board is actually owned by the Eagles!!

I know! Next you'll tell me the stadium we watch the games in is owned by them too.

Trollolololol

hey stinkystink, love that one in the stink, my favorite hoel

Wow...ROFL

As an art director...this made me quit my job because I'll never be this good.

It is shocking to people who post on a message board that is completely free and independent of the team's control.

The moderators on EMB (who don't even give their names, they are "Moderator 5" "Mderator 8", etc.) are members of the Philadelphia Eagles PR staff. For Chiefs fans that is like posting on a message board that Bob Moore is moderating.

Apparently being a blind homer zombie is a noble trait in Philadelphia Eagles land.

Don't forget that posts containing midgets equal more casino dollars too.

Holy ****, the Eagle True Fan Pilgrims have arrived.

Hey Mod 12 did you know you're part of the Eagles PR staff?? ROFL

Says the guy propagandizing with his avi ROFL

Come to think of it they DO delete any posts negative of the Eagles. Do you think that's why??

Dildos, Super Gay man and dwarfs help out too.

This isn't Eagle country, so naked pics of Bea Arthur DO NOT equal more dollars.

Can't forget the hourly PM's to Bob Dole help out too.

But PMing Dole naked Bea pics do equal more dollars ROFL

I honestly didn't think that this thread would make it past 4:30. Lets stop feeding the birds. They'll eventually choke on their own vomit and die off.

Still not convinced they are all Iggles

ROFL you are such a Huge Anus.

Mod 12 can't make it to this thread because he's too busy in a PR meeting at the NovaCare center ROFL

how did you get a hugh janus?

birds don't even vomit :clap:

Hi guys!

Ever had a BBQ Cheesesteak?

Boy the goodwill went south quick.

Hungry baby birds and vultures disagree

The the midgets

peed on Chip

:)

Well your nasty comments to what was a fun little trip turned me off to you KC fans. Good luck and go **** yourselves.

hi guy who brought the booze

Did Baby Seal really get banned for using the wrong font?? I've never heard of such a thing!

Bye!!! Got room in your El Camino for a few more?

ROFL

The **** did you expect? You guys sign up pretending to be Chiefs fans just to troll us and you wonder where the warm welcome is?

You get treated the way you treat others. You'll find that the fans of other teams that don't come here under false pretenses actually get treated pretty well.

actually I wish I had an El Camino, that ish would be worth a few bucks now

Do you like gladiator movies?

Two midgets one

cup of douche

So is the Texans.

It sucks.

Absolutely. Don't ever try that around here. We run a tight ship.

Against.. non-conformist.. font? :spock:

It's Spanish for "the camino."

So, since earlier in this thread I was appointed King of the nOObs, can I be the one that disciplines all nOObs?

You've already used all your questions for the day.

Can I have some of your casino cash? :wubby:

I tried to send you a generous amount but your PM's are disabled. In order to receive monay, you have to be able to receive a PM.

ROFLROFL

It is amazing that so many Eagles fans have decided to spend the entire day on a Kansas City Chiefs message board... the same day when their team hired a HC. That is the ultimate sign of obsession. Eagles fans obviously know that Andy Reid was the best HC in their franchise's history and their future, led by Chip Kelly/Howie Roseman appears to be a future of losing seasons.

Let's recap what else we learned about the Eagles fans in this thread:

1) They find nothing wrong with and actually embrace the idea of posting on a message board (Eagles Message Board or "EMB") that is owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles. They embrace the idea of being a "true fan", a.k.a. blind zombie homer.

2) They consider Jerome Brown's rotting corpse to be a valuable sex toy.

3) They are either naive to the fact or have been under false pretenses that the moderators on their Philadelphia Eagles owned/operated message board are anything but members of the Eagles P.R. Staff.

4) They consider NFL championships won in the 1940's to be just as worthy as NFL vs. AFL/Super Bowl championships.

5) The Eagles Message Board ("EMB") that most of these Eagles fans orginate from boosts their online traffic #'s by doubling as a transsexual online role play site where you can pretend to be Manti Te'o's "girlfriend" for $9.99/hour.

The bottom line is Chiefs= Andy Reid/John Dorsey, Eagles= Chip Kelly/Howie Roseman.

Advantage= Chiefs.

Game over.

Thread over.

I'm kinda new... I'm reborn...

skip town is rolling over in his grave.

sorry if a repost, and sorry if i misspelled his name.

Actually, that was a pretty impressive board raid.

Were there many bans just prior to the board becoming popular?

I want to be clear, Nut is a damn good fan and a good man.

He would baffle their Goliath into the blubbering teenage mess that he surely is.

How do I do that honeypie?

Most of this thread: 😢
GloryDayz avatar: 😛

I'm just enjoying the fact that Huge Anus actually thinks we're jealous or envious or something. ROFL

ROFL

Chiefs have John Dorsey

You have Howie Roseman

Enough said.

Yeah, you must have missed the 3457207540927345 times I said I'm not trying to compete with the Chiefs and I ****ing hate Howie Roseman.

Best.thread.ever.

we're here to stay!

No lie. Beyond weird.


Although once the mystery got solved I kind of became impressed with some of the weirdos. They made very little sense but, they showed moxie and a good nature for the most part. I'm almost tempted to register over at EMB to check it out. And I typically stay away from other NFL boards.

For yo n00Bs let's get a few things clear.
You suck. Got it!
Deal with it. Got it
Oh, and don't forget, if the SHTF, I will be king and you will do as I say.

Which font you posting in right now?

Then why are you posting on a Chiefs message board.

You and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans have presented your manifesto of concerns and warnings regarding Andy Reid.

It was received and promptly thrown in the garbage.

Your "work" is done.

Goodbye.