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ptlyon 04-12-2023 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 16899408)
While I'm in no hurry to gain that experience, I'm sure it will be upon me in no time.:#
Hey, you'll get social security and medicare! Maybe.

ChiTown 04-12-2023 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 16899412)
Hey, you'll get social security and medicare! Maybe.
I'm counting on that like I can count on taking a pee in less than 15 seconds...

luv 04-12-2023 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 16899370)
Truth right there^
The last time I hung out with you two, you were riding around on oversized train sets. ;)

BEAVER 04-12-2023 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 16898847)
I had to download a magnifying glass app to read fine print. And buy a set of cheaters to keep in every vehicle. That's the worst part of getting old so far for me. But I'm sure this thread will bring up issues to annoy me that I haven't noticed yet.
This is me.

seclark 04-12-2023 11:06 AM
My one son gave me a clock for my birthday
With the days of the week on it
And I look at it first thing every morning
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FlaChief58 04-12-2023 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by BEAVER (Post 16899425)
This is me.
I have cheaters strategically placed all over. In the garage, kitchen, cars, bedroom, shed and anywhere else I may need them

Rain Man 04-12-2023 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 16898919)
I’m dealing with getting a kidney stone removed. Never had one, good for you. I don’t know if kidney stones is an old man thing but it sure makes you feel like one.
Get yourself to the Thunder Mountain roller coaster.

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-45513012

ptlyon 04-12-2023 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16899443)
My one son gave me a clock for my birthday
With the days of the week on it
And I look at it first thing every morning
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Your age every day should be Saturday

Rain Man 04-12-2023 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 16899412)
Hey, you'll get social security and medicare! Maybe.
I'll get social security in the first year that they're expected to cut it by 20 percent. It's nice that I won't get spoiled by ever getting the full amount.

seclark 04-12-2023 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 16899450)
Your age every day should be Saturday
You’d think
The wife and daughter were going to mow for the first time last weekend and I wandered over to make sure they could get the riders out and gas them up, check the batteries, etc.
after about 5 minutes they sent me and the dog back to the front porch.
They handled it though
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BEAVER 04-12-2023 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16899359)
Bugeater wears a buttplug on his motorcycle and will show it to you if you ask nicely.

Livesteam does rails of coke and meth off railroad tracks while narrowly missing the steam engine barreling down the tracks.

You're in for a real treat Kozzman. Just make sure you run when they play the Dueling Banjo's song from Deliverance on the jukebox. :spock:
If anyone rolls up with their underwear on backwards - either run...or get the money first.

Frazod 04-12-2023 11:23 AM
Next month will be 40 years since I graduated high school. A year from now will be the 40th anniversary of my joining the Navy.

I wore a Chiefs hat yesterday that's older than most of my coworkers.

Yeah, **** you.

AdolfOliverBush 04-12-2023 11:27 AM
I'm old enough that I can understand the "old person sleep schedule", which is going to sleep shortly after sunset, and waking up before sunrise. I don't actually do it because everyday life doesn't allow it, but I can totally see myself keeping those hours after retirement.

Dark Horse 04-12-2023 11:36 AM
Just woke up from my nap what did I miss

BEAVER 04-12-2023 11:37 AM
I set the lawn sprinklers to go off at 9 pm on Halloween.


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